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Ah, So that's what it is... [NSFW]
Okay, so... how do people come up with shit like this? I mean, I'm cool with it and
"I am SO over this 'chicks getting it on in front of me' thing." (nsfw)
This is just wrong on so many fucking levels, lol. At least it looks like she's actually
My roommates told me that I have to label my food in some manner so that we won't
I actually can't think of a title for this one.  It perplexes me so. [Somewhat NSFW]
and so it will never be the same...
Alright, so perhaps technology have spoilt me when it comes to consuming porn. [NSFW]
I bit off the arms of a gingerbread man so it would fit in my glass of milk... Then
How I wrapped a gift card so no one would pick it at secret Santa (NSFW-ISH)
Hey Reddit my Ex is a douche, i found this super embarrassing pic. Make him famous,
My mom said that this was the only good picture of her and my dad together, so shes
Just realized it's Fat Tuesday so here's some tits! [nsfw]
Made a snowman during the storm (WI)...today the buttons and stuff had fallen off
And so it is true
Doing it right? I think so.
my SO's roommate has a poster up in their room. I decided it needed a little something
A girl I've been dating left her glasses at my house, so I had a little photo shoot
Gotta love it when they line up so perfectly (Semi-NSFW)
"Give it to me" she yelled, "I'm so fucking wet ..."
I guess that IS the most natural way for a kid to fill a fountain... but oh Japan,
Spent a good 30mins making this porn flowchart & made a new account so my
Recently submitted this to r/aww. It was later pointed out to me that this picture
A friend of mine sent this to another friend when he was asked to take pictures of
Its so obvious, I can't believe I didn't figure it out before [Probably NSFW]
[semi-NSFW]So me and 2 friends just made this. It's 8 feet tall.
[NSFW-ish]So I read the first title and then look at the gif... It scared me a little.
[NSFW] Asked my guy to write down his take-out order so I could call it in. After
Graffiti in the Bathroom had no head. so i gave it one (NSFW)
a guy at my work named Dean swears A LOT, so i made this for him. he put it on the
I've been doing it wrong for so long. [NSFW]
My 12 year old son hates clowns, so this is how I get him back when he asks me to
Was waiting on the bus to head home from school when the picture caught my eye so
My dad is 79 and lost his vision a year ago. He got it back Thursday, and to celebrate
(NSFW) So apparently this is NSFW, isn't it "Nostalgia" guy?
A guy spamming his shitty t-shirts on reddit got upset when I called him out, so
If this were universally used it would help SO many locker room conversations.
My friend used my Amazon account and left his info on there, so some other friends
In IT Supports; I was SO tempted to finish this statement (possibly NSFW?)
I am on a business trip to Japan at the moment, and my pregnant wife says she thinks
I like to draw dicks and hide them all over the place at work, so my boss made me
Black guys have it so easy...(NSFW language)
Bought my best friend a Futurama Fry painting. But we usually do joke gifts. So I
I randomly wanted to see if there was a new gerber baby, so I typed it in google
I didn't get it... so I connected the dots
Not good with titles, so here it is.
A buddy of mine went out of town while his roommates were throwing a party. He messed
My friend tried anal for the first time. Needlessly to say, it didn't go so well.
My boyfriend decided to buy a scooter. So I decided to decorate it for him :)
Dad asked me to Photoshop a "chick" into his new camper van so he can send
Life is a beautiful Thing Really short animation, interesting to watch this little
[NSFW] So I viewed ONE video on Reddit and now it's stuck on my Google homepage.
My FBW is a big Tupac fan, so for his bday I drew his cock as Tupac. I call it...
Took me a while to get it. I'm not so good with sexual humor.
Martha what an amazing job you did the snake look so… Lifelike. Does it bite? NSFW
I never knew women had it so tough on the internet.
[nsfw] So that's how they do it in ISIS!
Drinking so much you agree to let a friend take a photo of you at the WNBR, she thought
"We need photos of that new vibrator so we can sell it" "Ok, lets
Iowa derecho was so strong it blew dildos out of houses.