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It Said

Bottoms up they said... it'll be fun they said...
I said I want a [f]ull house, they said "you got it dude!"
He said i[f] I didn't suck it it good he'd put it in my ass. Pssst!  It was a role
Xbox off, they said. Play outside, it will be fun, they said.
Post a picture she said, it'll be fun she said...
Someone just said that it was disproportionate to the size if my body...but also
Get in the hole, they said. It will be funny, they said.
Come on Rumba Rapids they said. It will be fun they said...
Get a motorbike they said, it will be fun they said...
M girl(f)riend said i could post this. She didn't think I would. GW said you guys
My ex husband owed me money, and said he could make it up to me in sex. I don't think
Well... (m)y bestfriend said her bf could take the condom of(f) :) he said it feels
Make guacamole at home they said, it'll be easy they said....
(NSFW) My friend said he would get a tattoo on his ass if we paid for it. He asked
Let me tie you up honey, he said. It would be fun, he said...
Wear a tank top they said. It'd be fun they said
Showed my friend this pic (of my ass) and said it was of a girl. He said "she"
Play lacrosse they said, it will be fun they said
"Hey, future husband, look at this!" she said, "save this gif so you
Go on tour with Miley Cyrus they said, it'll be fun they said
"Install skimpy mods", my penis said "it'll be sexy", he said
Get a cat they said....it'll be fun they said.
Go fishing they said... it'll be fun they said. (mild gore)
Not sure if this fits here, but my boss wanted me to go around the scales when she
Get your tits and ass in the same shot, they said. It will be easy, they said. (F)ucking
They said "It's not Halloween yet," so I said "You shut your goddamn
"post a pic of your pussy" my b[f] said. I asked why. he said "because
[Spoiler] Let's build a settlement at the Boston Airport I said, it will be a great
"Let's go to the strip club for your birthday" they said. "It'll be
my (f)wb said she doesn't need suntan lotion. She said only pantywaist tourist use
Get wasted and blast logic by yourself they said. The Internet will love it they
Show your (f)eet, they said. It'll be fun, they said. Just a little tease. Am I doing
They said guitars would get be girls. I said the guys would like it better
Play with a sadist, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
Go golf they said...it would be fun they said...well thanks for the soon to be burn
Someone said my ass (f)eels great, I said you should feel it get smacked! ;)
Run around they said, it'll be fun they said. Naw, sticking to yoga.
My Best Guy Friend Told Me a Dirty Joke Today said I Looked Very Fertile. He said
I’m a waiter, and this rich bitch was so rude. She’s undeserving of her life
skip the panties they said, It'll be fun they said
[#1] I was going up the stairs to my apartment when I bumped into this girl, we both
When I said, when I said, "I'll take it", I meant, I meant as is — I
18 F. Flashing to my big bro while going on a quarantine walk. I told him I have
"You should add landscapes to your smut, Cap--" they said "--it will
My dad cums on my tits 5 times a day. I love how quarantine finally made my fantasy
"nu uh im not giving it back" I said from my new body "I like your
"Listen, I need your help," she said, suddenly undressing in front of me
"Well," Ron said finally, looking up at Harry. "How was it?"
I stood there naked jerking my erection to my wife's big ass in jeans. She said it
18yr old black teen beats the shit out of a full grown white man after he said "Thats
This was me goofing off...I grabbed my hat on Saturday and walked up to my W..took
He said that if he sees it he will stop bothering so I said yeah
He said that if he sees it he will stop bothering so I said yeah
Bend over and arch your back they said. It'll be fun they said ?
After a year of marriage, my Wife said my penis was much too small and would never
My college male English professor said it would look good on my resume if I tutored
‘Use the rubber band method’ they said. ‘It’s so much better’ they said...
[F] Get on your knees, he said. It will be fun, he said. ?
"Give her human growth hormones, you said! It'll make her fill out and get all
She said she wanted the type of body all the guys want. He said he wanted to wake