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Last Call

I smoked last night and drew for the first time. I call it "Perception".

Dropped a cabinet door on my foot last night. They now call me Mr. Deeds.

(m)y last girlfriend used to call compression shorts "mangerie"

You don't want last place in our fantasy football league. We call it Pinky.

My last girl called it the squealer

I call this "The Last Hurrah"

(NSFW) Had a hemorrhoid for the last couple of days. After bleeding heavily, it now

My last post bombed pretty hard and I got called gross. Never give up on your dreams!

Will you call me and tell me what would have happened had we made eye contact on

[NSFW] Finished at last... and sorry to those of you who didn't make it. I call it

Here's the last one I've been holding out on. I call it: Murica

My sister received a call from her son's 4th grade teacher last night.

One last ride before the conference call ends...

Thanks everyone (f)or rebuilding my confidence after my (ex?)-boyfriend called me

Broke my favorite sleep-wear plug last night. Close call!

Well, I figured out why you're supposed to call the doctor if it lasts more than

Loved all the degrading messages and name calling from last post earlier today ;p

Had to give one last 19yo a tribute before calling it a daddy

'I'm a smokin hot gentleman. Call me maybe.' I'm making a Xmas calendar full of dicks

I had a dream last night where I got locked out and had to walk totally naked to

A tucked-away cave called False Kiva in Canyonlands National Park lit by stars and

In cases of an erection lasting longer than 4 hours... err, call a redditor?

Warning: doing the nasty may lead to intense blushing. If you intense blushing lasts

I met a woman last night who offered to show me a trick. She called it "The

TIL There are some Teachers you can't call by only their last name in the hood

Gertrude Winters, the town's oldest living resident, has been reported missing by

[20M] Lost around 66 pounds (30 KG) the last 6 months, been called chubby my entire

My date got called in to work at the last minute, so I guess i'm spending the afternoon

The last girl we fucked said my dick pics were so good they should be called dick

my last bf called me a PAWG. Me: doubt (tf)

Rode one of my FWB when I got home from the bar last night. Strangers were hitting

This F(Asian) wife drank too much last night! I hope I was a good at the party! I

I got in a big fight with my dad last night that ended with him wishing I would be

(Ex) Lesbian Slut Update: Told the guy last night about my adventure and he agreed

(32/f)....hubby got in a fight with garbage man last week...I was so embarrassed

They call me Judge, my last name is Dredd. If you break the law, I won't give you

I'm in a Facebook group called Hunt Showdown Worldwide and last week I asked the

My last Coding exam today calls for a celebratory nude

Neighbor [F62] called me [M19] over last night and that escalated into our first

⚠️$5 (LAST COUPLE OF HOURS)✨Masturbation • B/G • Anal play • Games?•

Just call me an Oreo because I was double stuffed last night.

Just call me an Oreo because I was double stuffed last night.

Just call me an Oreo because I was double stuffed last night.

Just call me an Oreo because I was double stuffed last night.

Just call me an Oreo because I was double stuffed last night.

One last jerk before I call it a day

One last jerk before I call it a day

It’s been awhile (weeks) since we last fucked due to personal reasons but fuck

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