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"Shit, I'm running late for my flight! I've got to haul ass if I want to catch
There is ZERO reason for my poo to be THIS green
Shit like this is why my heart races every time somebody asks to use my computer
My greatest goal in life is to be on Google Street. My neighbor did it without even
My cousin photoshopped a picture of me, about shit my pants when I saw it.
My daughter (6) begged me to put pictures of her house on here like I did of my house.
My reaction when my friend said that he thought BrBa was "Absolute shit"
shit, shit, shit I just realized that today is my cakeday and i have no clue what
My parents forced me to get surgery to remove a cyst on my scalp.....and now I have
My friend thought my house looked like shit.
my girl loves my eyes..but apparently I have a shit eating grin?
Shit...my pants are around my ankles again!
My new favorite shirt, my new favorite diapers and I went out for Taco Bell and cigarettes
My own fresh shit in my mouth
MY ROOM STUCFKING STINKS took a shit stunk of shit so called him snake
My profile pic is a G-rated photoshopped pic of four of me in my living room in different
My "oh shit my ring was way too tight!" SFX Makeup that I did tonight :)
My wife, right before she whipped the shit out of my balls
SHIT SHIT SHIT I KNEW I SHOULDNT HAVE GAMBLED ON THOSE DIRTY COTTONS. WHAT THE FUCK
My friend let his daughter pick out my birthday gift. She got me a necklace that
My secretary had a full shit of CV, but she is hot as fuck, so I hired her. So sometimes
my parents have been taking me and my sister to maine since we were kids so all the
Shit on my feet while giving Handjob is clearly one of my favorite things to do :)
My former classmate has been posting gym pics, and damn her ass is fat. I want her
My former classmate has been posting gym pics, and damn her ass is fat. I want her
My stomach: HOLY SHIT YOU GOTTA GO TO THE TOILET NOW!! RIGHT FREAKING NOW!! Also
If me holding my phone in front of my face the very moment I'm watching this, my
My [21] gf doesn't seem to give a shit about my cock, maybe you guys will like it
My boyfriend shitting my cum out of his ass after I fucked him bareback
Shit may be shit. But you still smile... Cause y'all are frigged up, eh?? Also. E
My sister is a major bitch. After another night of bickering, we woke up in each
My drunk ass the other night. I was only alone because all my bitches and hoes without
My huge shit this morning. Felt amazing sliding out of my ass. Wanted to play in
My brother fucked my butt so much that I can't even shit properly. Now he can cum
My scat anal experience, loved every second. The feeling of cock pushing against
My daughter's school friend's parents are apparently the biggest pieces of shit I've
Shit! Someone's knocking on my door...I found a folder full of screen caps from some
My first post on Reddit! I rented an Airbnb with my girl, drank shit tons of wine,
My first post on Reddit! I rented an Airbnb with my girl, drank shit tons of wine,
My thing with dad's colleague continues!!! Turns out he loves blowjobs on a boat.
My uncle ate that shit! I aint eat that shit! I got some chicken! I was just showing
My college mates discovered my nude profile, but I don't give a shit about it
My college mates discovered my nude profile, but I don't give a shit about it, i

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