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Not Happening

you dont sit there in the cupboard and not expect so[m]ething to happen
tryina sleep after sexy time....NOT gonna happen on my watch (f)
What happens when I'm not around (f) since you asked for more.. i cropped the face
Brave atheist being persecuted for his beliefs.  Oh yeah, it was me.  Why not.  This
Is it just me or does anyone else feel jipped due to us not getting to see what happened?
It's going to happen. Whether you want it to or not.
So, this happened about 40 seconds after leaving Brittleshin Pass just after hitting
Hey, don't take it in earnest, it's just a movie, fiction, it's not really happening.
He is not forcing her; that's happening because she wants. She's free to leave him
Took a picture of my joint and this happened (not Photoshopped) [FIXED...MORE]
Took pictures today and found this from the weekend. I do not remember this happening.
I've not posted here be[f]ore. Let's see what happens.
This is what happens when you're not drinking and on drugs... I could talk to this
So this is what happens when I want two men at once but it's not quite attainable
PSA: Do Not Get Sober Or This Could Happen To You Too
What happens in war is not very nice. {grimdark edition!} [original]
[NSFW: Gore] First crash, and not on my street bike (thank god)…This is what happens
[NSFL] I did not think this could happen to me aged 29.
{F}ound this picture of me on my phone taken yesterday afternoon when i was supposed
Forget her bikini, that can happen. But wearing a bra like this is not acceptable
I'm not going to lie, when I come, I'm going to lose all control over what happens
It Happens Whether You're There Or Not
#NSFW OP knows who gang raped you! Police don't believe you and OP's not going to
This Palestinian cartoonist was murdered by Mossad on the streets of London in 1987.
I[f] you kiss my neck, I'm not responsible for what happens next...
All that glitters is not gold, but my (f)abulous nails happen to be.
Mr J letting me know what will happen i(f) I'm not a good girl ---Harley
When someone makes a request (you know who you are) and it's for something I just
Needless to say, not a lot of studying happened today
The first thing that happens to newly enslaved free women on Heransee 2 is a thorough
Lost one key, this just happened to the other..internal lock not a padlock..kind
Things kind of happen in the middle of the night when you get home all horny and
“What you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening.”
[NSFW] Apollo not blurring NSFW gifs, has happened multiple times.
[M/S] These things do seem to happen when Dad’s not around
Oh man, this is what happens when I'm alone in my tighty whities. Can't help pitching
Her mother had always told her not to let her eyes do that, that she might wind up
Do you know what happens when you're not here and I need you? When my ache for you
[M/S] It's happening whether he is ok or not.
My roommate left his finished ramen out in the open for a week, did not pour away
First time with a guy while traveling for work. Hubby wanted pictures if anything
Okay so my first bbc and I’m basically addicted! Not gonna lie, hurt a little bit
It just happened, and not for the first time
I'm not the type to post in random acts of blowjob, but if a random blowjob happened
Trying not to jerk off but I get on reddit and this happens
It's not like this all happened overnight.
She's Not Happy With What's About to Happen...
Really wish I could get a tan in the summer, but it's just not going to happen (f)
This photo was taken on a beach that is not for nudism. I wanted someone to notice,
30M I'm not allowed to touch it, but this keeps happening
Starting to play around with chastity. As a grower it’s usually fine and I can
It's not gay if it happens in a tent, bro
My bachelor party is in Vegas, and as an added twist, the boys stole the bridesmaids’
Being a shapeshifter is the best thing that happened to me. I love seeing everyone
Working from home has obvious benefits. I think they not only benefit me, but others
Lake days are nude days ? This is what happens when my quirky self is so desperate
My posts use to get so much love here, and then I dunno what happened... I hope it's
No Daddy, I don’t know what you’re talking about! I did my homework! What do
I need someone to test my Makeup skills on... this is happening wether you like it
Remember to twist the handle all the way so it punctures the hole completely and