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Nice legs, what time do they ope... Oh nvm.
Hips don't lie....(oh no they [f]'ing don't)
"I bet your tongue can't reach your nipple." they said.. "Oh yeah,
[Spoiler] At least they went peaceful- oh...
So I sent this message to my (f)iancee, along with this picture; The brownies are
But behind closed doors they get oh so rigid.
Wow, those shorts look like they're painted on... oh, wait...
(F)ailed Plans Suck! Oh Well, They Would Have Been Great Pillows.
Uh oh. I think they found my video camera....
[F] What do they say about the color red again? Oh, and a smile for you, GW! Mwah.
Hi [f]rom my thighs that would be kickass if they weren't pale oh well
Sometimes I wonder why I subject myself to listening to the delusional nonsense that
Are they..? Oh. What.
Photos with my new toy didn't turn out they way I wanted them to. Oh well. Here is
My tits look huge oh wait they are [f]
Huh, what? Oh these things, why no m, no they're not new.
Eyes? Oh ya, they're nice too.
My oh my! How they've swollen since then! [F]
daddy made fairy cakes! ??... oh and i helped decorate arent they pretty?? ^-^
Caroline Vreeland,"Oh wait, they're playing my jam!"
I asked which of my panties were your [f]avorites, and you said no panties at all.
me: "oh jeez i hope they like me"
"My boobs look massive haha. Oh wait they areee"
Captains of the varsity swim team. Oh god they want it bad. (PMs welcome)
Uh oh looks like they'll (f)all out ??
[mom] Oh come on, of course you aren't THAT naive--you understand what's going on.
[NSFL] oh god please tell me this isn't real im shakign and crying how could they
[image] oh yup they definitely grew, this shirt cant contain them!
Then you blurted out "smile" and they all burst out laughing at how stupid
I've always been a g-string kinda girl, but today I finally managed to find myself
[NATALIE DORMER] Oh, that upturned little nose and those fierce wicked eyes... they
So may sound bad ,,, but I found this on the ground while I was out.... had to try
Hope the neighbours weren't home! Oh [f]uck, they have to be... ???
So while HRT has really sapped my libido, it seems that whenever I DO get the urges
Wow they're perfect.... oh guess you'll just have to trust my word for it beta hahaha
Learn to cook in quarantine. It’ll be fun, they said. Oh you live in America and
So I got my thigh finally finished yesterday, I asked my tattoo artist if they could
People said they wanted fingers, have some fingers! Oh, and sound too??
Stop, drop, shut 'em down, and squeeze these tittys till they pop, OH, NO... ?
"Hmm? Oh yes those rumors are true. I may have been acting like a bit of a...bitch
Beware not alone the false prophet, but the misguided skeptic...if a skeptic denies
[Teen Tuesdays] Coach, are you sure these are the new Cheer outfits? They are!? ...oh,