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Tfw

TFW You've been through some heavy ass shit. And allll you know.... is you ARE NOT
tfw you win a 3 years supply of baby products
TFW you finally realize that Steven's addition at the end of the intro makes the
TFW you trap your fingers in a door
tfw you get home from a club and get none despite being cute af
Tfw you can't sleep
Tfw your underwear is too tight and makes your dig big look small.
tfw you're loving fish memes in the aquarium NSFW
TFW you can't wait to play Overwatch.
tfw Fox kicks you in the face
Tfw you pee and it makes you shiver
TFW You like a post but nobody else does
TFW A Girl Believes It Causes Blindness
TFW Your nipples are actually outlined but have no color or texture so You can only
TFW you reach 100 subscribers! I love you guys. Making me smile so hard my dimples
TFW Secret Santa ass-scrolls you
TFW Daddy spoils you
Tfw Snapchat gets new filters ???
Tfw you finally catch the dude calling you a weeb in game.
Tfw you're bored at work. Any other Atlanta gaybros?
Tfw rolling face and it's in the 90s
TFW you have to be down at supper in five minutes.
TFW you believe in home defense, just not doing it successfully.
TFW your unsubbing complaint post didn't go green like the others
TFW he tells you he's gonna make you feel like a woman tonight. :)
tfw your friends drag you to the Jason Aldean show but you end up getting to see
TFW you don't have anyone else to practice ties on
Tfw you stub your toe
TFW when you realize you're going to meet his family, and not out on the town
TFW my brother is back home from college.
TFW you’re up & showered for work, but you’d rather stay in bed.
TFW you can't see your toes.
tfw you get the actual medical bills
tfw it slips out
TFW A Friend Makes You Choke On Ya Own Shaft [MF] (Tingtongten)
TFW wanting to fuck a 70+ year old anti tank rifle [PTRD]
Tfw you haven't rubbed one out in a week and then BOOM
TFW someone parks in front of your house
tfw u remember childhood sexual abuse (ink & acrylic on paper)
TFW you get to Elmo's door but are to shy to knock >.<
tfw macro Pokemon are now canon
Tfw I'm a domme usually into guys and project stoic confidence but am secretly very
tfw new toy
TFW... [SNAPCHAT]
TFW your shirt gets stuck while trying to take a sexy undressing selfie [f31]
TFW your girlfriend doesn't even own any panties
TFW she stops by your office to "verify" your cage is still in place
tfw you will never be tied under a futa centaur
tfw you will never wear a bikini made of tiny humans
tfw you will never lactate enough to operate a fresh milk gun
Tfw your cervix is too tender to run your Sunday errands... Youch, but yay
tfw he’d rather jerk off than fuck this
TFW your girlfriend is impregnating your sister
Tfw you try and find a sub.
tfw you're rubbing yourself against your secretary's thigh and she busts out a guitar
tfw you know you’ve earned a spanking (OC)
tfw Jeff BASEDzos and CHADlon Musk gets billions more dollars while the working class
TFW fighting naked to buff your dex bonus
TFW no dragon girlfriend to dominate you
TFW you’re about to inflict the pain of existence on a new person and continue