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That Kid

Hey you, stop that! Punk ass kids! NSFW

Was I the only one that HATED this book as a kid?

The Triple Lindy! "No one can do that... it's too dangerous!" If you caught

I decided to have some {f}un after a shitty day at work. ( I mean that literally,

Just found that a kid I knew in high school has a mother in porn

So Pinkie left home and got a job, then? I always thought that her parents died and

[50/50][NSFW] The new style that the kids these days do | Cats rolling in a field

Just wanted to throw this out there - Today I realized that my appreciation for big

To the guy who found an abandoned house in a field. Look familiar? That house haunted

Found this gem from the family cabin trip 10 years ago...that water bottle *was*

Newly single (f). Who do you think that you're kidding this time?

As the kids say these days, "That ass is phat"

I kinda have this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8

(SPOILERS) Jesus christ kid, you made that out of a camera??

When my kids and hubby are away... that's when i get to play! (F)

Yet another kid that fell in the gorilla pen.

I just fucked my pillow and sent it to men on snapchat to entice. Would you leave

I STOLE MY PACK SHIRT FROM MY STEPDADS KID KYLE, THAT DOUCHE TOOK THE LAST MT. CHILL

She had probably just gotten the kids to sleep - I hope he nailed her from behind

4 kids and that gap!

Should I be nervous that my sister sent me this?! Just kidding, it was my cousin.

I told my kids that the power washer was NOT a toy. Also me:

If in one culture a kid's parents tell him that stabbing someone is okay, and a child

(F40) This is my favourite - but taken before the kids arrived! Not sure if I have

I need my stocking stuffed now that the kids are asleep [f]

Nobody puts Bonnie in bondage. There's a nonzero chance that there's a scared dead

Once you overpowered the babysitter, deciding what to do with her today was the real

32M/6"1'/209lbs Father of two young kids. It's a rare occasion that I would

I skated as a kid and off handedly mentioned to my buddy that I wanted to buy one

Now that I'm starting to open up, do you want to see more of my face? ? (F37) wife

The Moment You Realize The Stripper That Just Took the Stage is Your Kid's Hot Teacher!

I must be a former scene kid because I kinda feel like a hot topic (God, that was

I am 41 this week! Whenever I lament my changed boobs, I remember that I bore and

30F, 1,63m (5'4''), 62kg (137lbs) - lost 52kg (115lbs), had an abdominoplasty. I

She'd never kid about something that serious! [Gf/Father]

AOC thinking that everyone's just kidding about stripping her naked and using her

(38) The kids are in school, that means it's play time for Daddy

Not that buff or big, but I've grown from a scrawny little asian kid (I'm straight

and they say that the anime version is kid friendly... *Unzips pant*

[7] Hope that water is cold, Kid.

F/39/6’0” [253(hw)>175(cw)=78lb down] Three pregnancies, four kids (including

"Dating is like a claw machine. The prize you want is the hardest to get, but

Purposefully vague about her life (no number of kids, more than likely on probation,

Portland wants to have kids that look like Indy

A generation of kids that watched Frozen are coming of age... [blowjob] [humour]

She'd been told that hers was a non-speaking part, and they had not been kidding.

Three kids came out of that.

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