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Fetch the ball they said,don't poo in the carpet they said, bad boy they said.
Give us titties, they said...We'll give you imaginary Internet points, they said!
"Werq," they said. "It'll be fun," they said.
Go to ladybonersgw they said, they will like you they said
Go to the gym they said, your favorite shirts will still fit they said
Post more they said! We'll send you more PMs they said!
Get rid of the wrinkles, they said. It will be fun, they said.
"Try on the dress," they said. "It will look cute," they said..
Give up, they said. You'll never make a perfect loop, they said.
Try to wear a moustache they said and old school pants they said U'll be sexy they
Rent a car they said... It will be fun they said... Well they were right!
When women were forcibly coerced into sexual submission, they said they didn't submit
Just crop it, they said. Can't recognize a body, they said. (f)
Let's drink they said, it'll be fun they said
Go on Okcupid they said, it is nothing like grindr they said.
"Let your cousins play," they said. "It'll be fine," they said.
Go to the library they said, it'll be fun they said!
Just wear your T shirt over your bra and panties, they said. Nobody will see anything,
Post a doggy shot they said. It would be [f]reakin' hot they said.
It's safe, they said, they're harmless, they said
Become a nurse, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
Go to the Wonderbolts show they said. It'll be fun they said.
Get a dog they said. It will be fun they said. They didn't mention who would be having
let's go fishing they said... will be fun they said...
They said I needed more face...
They said I need a child safety seat to take my kids home. [Irresponsible parent
They said suitable up to 12 years old
a good toronto lawyer shouldn't do this, they said...what if they find out who you
"You get to be a model," they said, "work with animals," they
"Get a GoPro" they said. "Think of all the cool jumps you'll record"
They said I would never never need Geometry in real life......
Join the army, they said. See the world, they said. Do what you're good at, they
"Take a yachting vacation," they said. "Visit exotic ports,"
Try out Magnums XXL, they said... They'll fit without any issues, they said...
I have to attend weekly ‘reconditioning’ classes at work. They said the guys
Wash a lot they said, oh wait, they said hands, didn't they - oops (f)
Multitasking is easy, they said... Just stay focused, they said...
"Buy a calvin klein set" they said, "it'll be comfortable and supportive"
Catch Urshifu they said. It'll be easy they said.
"Wrestling isn't real" they said. "It's all staged", they said.
Age gracefully they said. It will be fun they said (F) 45
They said I could wear a biNini but... I chose not to! ??
Put on the cat ears they said. It'll look cute they said
They said sharing was caring!

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