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"Well," said Pooh, "what I like best -- " and then he had to
Ummmm.....didn't really need to see 2 things in last nights episode.  This was one.
I didn't know things could taste and smell so FUCKING HOT!
I didn't know that this is a thing
We made cards against humanity cards and didn't get the black cards printed black
I didn't know Picasso had a thing for boobs [NSFW]
I didn't realise this kind of thing happened on reddit too!
Very mildly nsfw. I didn't realize that Jesse had a thing for lickitounge. Though
Just got ho[M]e from fishing didn't catch a thing any ladies want to help me feel
After entering this Chinese restaurant, I'm thinking maybe my grandmother didn't
I have a thing for fishnets if you already didn't know this :P
Spotted this at my pre-marraige course today. I didn't realise this was a thing!
[Leaked episode spoilers] Didn't realize how quickly this thing would fill. I guess
Please excuse the particular post, this girl is a friend of mine who was used to
He didn't make all of it in my mouth, good thing I have a cum catcher
I didn't know Kamikaze cleavage moths were a real thing until my SO showed me this.
Good thing (m)y boss didn't pull up next to me in the parking lot
Definitely the worst thing I've ever found in a car. Didn't know it was used until
[NSFW] For some reason the NSFW tag didn't blur this thing.
I didn't know velvet bikinis were a thing but I'm here for it
Last night I was working a patrol for the first time by myself at a new job. The
Looks like [m]y recent circumcision didn't screw things up too much. What say you?
The original plan was to get married at Hedonism II during Young Swingers Week this
Orange Julius is the third best thing to happen to oranges behind mimosas and the
Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were. Mother:
Orange Julius is the third best thing to happen to oranges behind mimosas and the
I didn't know there were guys into this sorta thing! Its my favourite way to masturbate,
[50] ? Well, I just didn't have it in me to get the pants on. Hope that's the best
I didn’t know throat massage was a thing (lewdfroggo)
My thing with dad's colleague continues!!! Turns out he loves blowjobs on a boat.
genuinely didn't know this was a thing! how do you like my hip cleavage? ?