zNSFW

To Funny

Asked my friend to take care of my hairless cat for a week. Logged in remotely one

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate that someone's job is to make dildos

Just came home to see that my housemate had changed my (previously all black) desktop

Browsing Ebay when i finally came to the realization that Japan truly does bring

People seriously need to check there pics before uploading to eBay!!!

My wife occasionally checks my computer to see what I'm up to, so I put this where

Wife falls asleep in front of TV. I go down to turn off the lights. TV caught my

So this happened 5 minutes after walking in to work while bending over to pick something

I submit to you the new campaign to get kids to be healthy.

Our roommate Brian is leaving us to go to LA, so we got him this cake.

I'm trying to get my friend to make these into bumper stickers to leave on people's

What to do to get a little extra attention from the judges

A photographer friend of mine asked to borrow my apartment to shoot a girl. I can

I knew it was a pretty good size but she's always been to shy to comment about it

My "Go to" Picture for awkward text messages to friends, family, and randoms.

Had to cut this tag off after mum spent a good 2 minutes trying to figure out how

I just don't know what to say or where to start.

you have the right to remain silent, you have the right to be a slut, you have the

In response to the woman's response to the "why I'm glad to be a man ” post,

My parents flight from Lisbon to LHR was 40 mins delayed today so I decided to find

I was trying to get my gf to paint a canvas of me riding a t-rex so I searched google

[NSFW] Students come to class in panties to protest against strict dress code - Textbooks

Well played cards against humanity..... So I asked my GF to grab a couple cards to

Hiked 11 miles of rugged coastline to this secluded beach to take this picture

So I got to go to a penis museum.

Ma'am, I'm gonna have to ask you to calm your tits, please.

Pretending to be blind, just to get some titty.

you guys keep talking about the signals guys need to have in order to know that a

Was going to post this to r/aww butt...

A man got to do, what a man got to do

Girlfriend got a 'lifeproof' case and was excited to use it in the pool. This was

This man has a different idea on what to do to a naked girl in his bed...

My Dad asked me to Photoshop a "chick" into his new camper van so he can

googled "what is reddit" to explain it to my girlfriend and this came up...

[OC] "Why do you have to go to the bathroom that often?" "I dunno,

Went to the restroom to wash my hands after my sandwich collapsed and found this...

I had to take my friend to hospital because he thought it was a good idea to drink

So I guess my friend found this here, where the fuck else. Time to pay it forward.

"In every block of WOOD I see a statue as plain as though it stood before me,

Girlfriend telling me facts to help her argument to get me to become vegan.

So a guy at work likes to fuck with people's desktop backgrounds when they're not

Just typed just random letters "vvj" in Google to refresh the page to connect

My girlfriend paused this video to open the door for me. I came to her laptop to

Friend is visiting Thailand and tried to explain to this girl why her bracelets aren't

Trying to figure out how to get an appstore to work, really shouldn't have been surprised

A good way to meet women is to hand out dick picks.

Was using /r/random today to find more subreddits to subscribe to and stumbled across

I'm going to be sending this to my boyfriend when I get a little crazy.

This drive in is also where many of the homeless & Panhandlers are stationed.

In 2008 my mom instructed me to "sober up" and send my own Christmas cards

Every time I decide to read the comments on a post from /r/SandersForPresident that

Michigan passes bill to outlaw Oral and Anal sex. I live in a community with a high

Went to check to see if i cut my neck last night and realized my beard makes me look

Inspecting an element on Spankbang to remove an annoying ad only to find this...

Netflix knows exactly what picture to use to get the youth interested in Friends.

Well... that’s one way to hold on to her.

I tried to explain the platypus Venn diagram to my fiance and he wanted to include

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10

zNSFW.com