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When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say
You Know You're a Bearlebrity When You Get This:
When you see this, does this make you want to shove them in your mouth, put your
You le[f]t your acct logged in...see you when you get home ;)
You know you are an aquarist when you see this picture and can only think what a
When you said you wanted more o[f] me, was this what you had in mind? ;)
When you look so good you wish you could do yourself
When you ask him to put on a show for you and you can't help but take photos.
When you do a battery drop test but you realize you're at the beach
When you see the victims you never thought you'd see again....
When You and Your Crew Bewilder Yourself into an Area with Higher Density of Muslim
When you've been striking out at the bar, so you fuck anything that agrees to go
When you are in the bed about to sleep, and you get fucking horny from nowhere, and
When you can't figure out what the sore spots are until you remember where those
You so fuckin' precious when you smile. Hit it from the back and drive you wild.
You grew up in Boston. Your wife's from Philly. You might have made a stupid agreement
When you let her go for dinner with her ex, you didn't think you'd receive this 3
When you tell your man you need more dick... this is what you mean.
When you're a trailside refreshment slavegirl, rolling in the muck is pretty much
You know it’s a good weekend when you lose track o[f] how many times you’ve cum
When you can't tell people at work why you know the model from a article they sent
When you don't realize how horny you are until you look down
When you don't have a boy to fuck you, you have to take care of it yourself ?
When you've got Jelena Jensen and Aria Giovanni, you know you bought the right boat
You know you love black cock when you even cosplay as a BBC slut
You know you're BFFs when you lick cum out of her asshole
when you're pregnant and you have to go, sometimes you just have to take the opportunity
You don't get to see her in real life, and you don't get to see her when you jack
When you girl you like send you pics like this it's hard to know whether or not to
When you're really feeling yourself, but you want someone else to feel you up instead.
When you wish upon a star Makes no difference who you are Anything your heart desires
You are scared of your father, so when you heard he was visiting your house, you
You said you wanted more! I love it when you trace your tongue from the bottom of
When you date a girl way kinkier than you are, it's exhilarating, incredible, and
You never know whats going on around you when you park up at the grocery store
When you always wanted to be a cadbury egg, and you get your wish, but your to young
When you see hot girls in public you start imagining them with cock, don't you?
You had asked her not to do anything.. Being quarantined alone was bad enough. Now
when you're having sex with your doll and you do her so good that her skeleton pops
When you really want to be spanked... you make do with what you can [F]ind.
You know how people say that, when you die, you are drawn into the light? This is
When you don't care what others think of you, it unshackles you. [facial] [naked]
When you bit off more than you can chew and now you're left with the consequences
When you bit off more than you can chew and now you're left with the consequences
"You always cum right when you put it into my cleavage, you tit-addicted pervert."
You know you're thick when you can hide your plug between your cheeks... [f]
You knew now she was 18 your daughter Maddie Ziegler was going to being getting a
When you love what you do you’ll never work a day in your life [fm]
When you don’t have any bras that fit you make do with what you’ve got handy
When you installed cameras around the house to spy on your Mom you wouldn't have
When you have a tiny kitty as obedient as me, you don't need a leash for me to follow
You're in the kitchen grabbing a snack when you see your big sis Kat in the doorway.
You need more perverted porn! Nobody will judge you. Your gooner bros will be proud
You're much easier to train when you're caged. We'll get to the point where you take
When you wake up dressed like this, you just know you did something right the night
When you've a little black dress as good as this, you'll probably want to hold more
When you think you’re alone in the hotel change room to be fun... untill someone
You were surprised that your slut Mother didn't look turn angry when you confessed
You work so hard all day, I’ll be on my knees waiting to relieve you when you walk
when you have a job interview and you're late but of course you find the time for

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