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When. You

You know you're in California when you can swim in the winter. [F]
You know you're cool when you keep your sunglasses on
you know halloween was good to you when you wake up with glitter on your tits {f}
'When you think you have it bad, just remember, somewhere, out there, someone has
you know those days when you wish you could war pyamas all day long?
When you are asked if you want dessert and you know it will wreck your diet
When you tell her you're having a rough day and she responds with, " maybe these
When you remember you have a GW account you basically never use...hi :3
When you say you don't get Trixie's makeup but you look like a sunburnt unicorn
When you regret that you made a sex tape because now everyone's calling you a bitch.
When you can't figuratively shake the nickname you earned in college, the only thing
"You Said You'd Tell Me When You're About To Cum"
When you realize the person you're backstabbing in the back is in the same room with
When you think you understand your arab friend, but he invites you to do this
You're not you when you're high.
You will become way less concerned with what other people think of you when you realize
When you look like this, you throw your stuff where you want
When you see normies ruining this sub, but then you remember you're dead.
When you wish you were in a gang bang but instead you're just posting pics ;)
You never worry where you've been when you get that look in your eyes, creature comfort
When you try to be tough and pour the bath water really hot but you're not so you
When you both agreed he would pull out, but then you just get turned on more by all
When you see a picture of trans performers at the AVN awards and you realize that
When you’re [f]orced to work with a guy who you nicely rejected and he is passive
When you're super horny you grab whatever you can to fuck yourself with it ?
You see my wife’s ass when you walk into our bedroom. What do you do next?
You know you're a diabetic when you make sure to take a picture of your failed site
When you're not having as much fun at the water park as you thought you would...
You guys... I can’t believe this! My gifs have gotten over 9 million views!!! Noooo
When you take it in the booty, but you are only reminded that you are missing a pussy...
When you know you should be getting up to go out but you wanna be lazy
When you fuck up tucking taking nudes but then you look and it actually looks like
You know what happens when you assume? ... You sit in the hotel lobby for an hour
You’ve seen my cock craving body, but this is what you’ll be staring at when
You will never have your Chronal Accelerator hacked to rewind just when you are about
You can watch us play together, or you can join in! I love EVERYTHING from behind:
When You Say You're Hungry And She Send You This
You're getting so good at this. Remember when you were married to a man and thought
When you try on the new lingerie he bought you and you see the bulge in his pants
You know you're a bodybuilder when you can't take a lewd picture without flaring
When you texted your ex-girlfriend, she said there was only one way she’d ever
When you change the way you look at things the things you look at change
"You are not YOU when you are HUNGRY"
You laughed when you heard the old high school bully is now a male stripper. You
when you are having a bad day and you just want someone to cuddle you
You know you’re a [f]reak when you attach a dildo to a cake stand ?
You thought i'd fuck you when you're half the size of my smallest toy ?
You think you would make me moan the same when you force your cock inside my gypsy

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