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When...

When she knows you just smashing & dashing
When you also have to be the dad of the house.
When your facebook friend tries shaming her tinder match but you don't know who's
When the debate is over slander becomes the tool for the loser
When you're stuck on a side quest
When you're just a little too good at your job
When the drugs were way more powerful than everyone expected
When will it stop!?
When He cometh
When her husband came early
When she got what you need, but says you're just a friend
When I finally quit this sub once and for all
When Super Smash Bros meets Mortal Kombat.
when i stopped cutting, Watercolor, 11x13"
When she says she's pregnant
When you take your hot pocket out of the microwave but it's still cold in the middle.
When you pay for a small but get served a large
When your hot girlfriend's childhood besty visits for a long weekend...
When the kids are napping, I often wish I had a neighbor who could come right over
When I'm out and about during the day...I secretly hope some guy recognizes me from
When your parents walk in without knockin
When I get into a heated argument in the comment section of someone's post. Leaving
When reddit sees a post that has been on front page longer than 2 hours
When you find the phone full of nudes you thought you lost…
When QQQ dips 1%.
When a drone strike kills a bunch of innocent children
When you have fuck you money.
When you get your tattoo ideas from Facebook
When you a 40 y/o virgin..
When she says she is a freak in bed but it backfires on you.
When the acid kicks in
When guys check out girls in public do they immediately think about how much they
When your shadow betrays you
When someone begs for gold in their gif.
When your sideboob pokes out farther than your hips...
When my friends ask me what I'm doing after class... [oc]
When you're getting flayed but shit's tickly AF
When you're trying to take a selfie but your nipple wants to join in as well...
When you begin to run out of ideas for roleplay
When the flight is too long
When Art Imitates Life
When the Australian bushfires get too close to you, the RFS send an emergency message
when i cut my hair [f]
When you see it....
When you ask a girl "Can i see your panties?" and she forgets that she's
When you're 5th in line at the gangbang.
When she's drunk on sex and cum
When you try to be model-y-ish, but the reality is you're a 35 year old goofy idiot
When its your usual time to post nudes, but noone is online yet ?
When your lesbian coworker told you she could seduce any straight woman, you laughed
When she takes control
When your waifu likes to flash her boobies in public
When I lift up my arms, it's a signal you should come behind me and grab my boobs
When we leave for tur date vs. When we get home
When she doesn’f realize what she signed up for when she says to cum on her face
When mom clothes hide the goods
When you are weak that's when he's strong sn?a,p>givingode
When the ladder went when I'd sneak in s,,n,a\p-lortsroot
When the temperature (f)inally breaks 70 degrees…
When Jubby is away, that’s when it’s time to play….dms open

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