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You Know....

You think you know who you need. Think again. [NSFW]
You know you're an anal champion when you gape while in a relaxed state
You know you have a foot fetish: when you find a random picture for school research
You know you love trees when its the first thing you see.
You know you're old when you see this...  (x-post)
You know you're Canadian when you (f)eel sexiest in gitch and a sweater.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better
You know you're scraping the bottom of the barrel when you're using MS Paint to make
You know how to get what you want, don't you? [F]
You know you want me - PMs welcome, ladies only, unless you just can't resist ;)
You know someone loves you when they make a card about you.
You know you're in a classy joint when you can take a piss whilst reading the Kamasutra
You know, I should probably take care of this... Hit me up if you like what you see!
You know you're doing something right when the steel reinforced bed you just got
You know how once you get [f]ucked you just need more?
You know you're a grammarnazi when your first thought is "You mean translucent."
You know when you send me dick pics, I just send them on to another {f}ucking dude
You know you're small when you can fit into a drynite
You know when you’re lying in bed and you can’t stop thinking o[f] someone? Tell
You know you're a true slut when you use cock to hide your face in naughty pics!
You know you wish you had handcuffs... (F)
You know where I want you to unload, do I need to show you? [F]
You know what day it is? Yeah you do! Feel free to drop a line. Tell me what I did
You know you need bigger toys, when you take your 7.5in dildo and use it as a buttplug
You're so wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully pretty, you know that I'd do anything
You know you are a sissy for sure when all you have to show for is a cute tiny dicklet!
You know why you are training your ass, don't you?
You know you’re something when your ex begged you to see specifically your nipples
You know you’re sick when you can’t stand for the whole of your second favourite
You know how close your wife is with her sisters. Why do you think she told you?
You know you've lucked out when you bring a girl like this back to the hotel (AIC)
You're relaxed and feeling good! Next thing that you know, you're seeing...
You only leave the house wearing this under your dress if you know you're going to
You know that thing where you just need to get your cock and asshole out in front
You know you've got a good one when you can tell each other your fantasies. [bondage]
you know you are a real beta, when soles get denied from you
You know you want to kiss every inch of me while I tell you how to stroke [F]
you dont deserve to see cute pink tight pussies. you know it. you rather stroke to
You do this to me..you know who you are ;) [f30]
You don't see anything yet you know you want her, just imagine what I was able to
You know those crazy beach parties you're never invited to? You don't deserve to
You know you want to see more!!! Cum join me! Still have a few discounted subs left
You know you're fucked up when the AI you so
You know you wish these lipstick prints were on you ?
You won't even bother measuring. You know you're not even close. (XPost)
You know you're addicted when you're excited for a new bathroom's suction cup toy
You know she always gets really into what she’s watching, and although in the past
You are lucky this time! You can see her hands also but you know where to look only!
You think you have a good cock for my ass?, look that mommy does not walk around,
You know how pathetic it makes you, but you keep hoping she needs something from