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A couple people on gonewild said it's unattractive when a girl is a stoner. [F]UCK

Fuck chocolate milk. Yeah, that's right, I said it. Quit getting me to watch it for

The blacksmith said it was the most protective armor in the realm! (NSFW)?

I told a customer she had a dick on her rear windshield. She said it was on purpose

So I chatted to my server the other night, it said it was a model, I looked her up

This woman was in Wawa last night. Said it took four hours.

This was on WTF. It said it's Noma, a flesh eating disease., but i think Convergence

[M] First post, girl I got with at school said it was nice, told me to post it here.

They said it was distasteful, I think it's romantic [Fixed] NSFW

I know you don't want to see more of me, But like I said it's not for you, It's for

[f] My roommate says this is GoneWild. I said it was way too mild. Help us settle

I was stroking it when I said it.

Passed out by the pool on Sunday. Friend said it reminded her of something. Nailed

Do you like it a bit curved? (M)y GFs said it feels good

I work at a computer repair shop. The customer that brought this in said it was his

Couldn't have said it better

They said it was about Madonna, but we know the real inspiration for this week's

My friend is learning towel origami. I said it was a waste of time. He left this

they said it once

She said it AGAIN, the absolute madwoman

My mom said it's for safety.

Couldn't have said it better myself

I ALSO TYPED "THE_PACK" AS THE PASSWORD AND THEY SAID IT'S TOO MFKING STRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(M) I believe I snook off yesterday to take that top softy and I don't give a fuck

(M) like I said it's about playing fair not dirty but when you fuck with home you'll

my [f]riend said it was impossible to take a good pic of my own butt, how did I do?

[F20] My Fiance sends me nudes sometimes and she said it was ok to post one.

Someone finally said it

my mom always said, it isn't a present if it doesn't have a bow ;)

[M]easuring my cock. When I said it was just under 11" I absolutely meant it!!!

Jenna Gargles invited you to her pool, she said it would be fun

She said it hurts but she loves it

Someone said it can be here ;) [oc]

New toy said it was waterproof.. obviously had to try it out hehe! Wish I had a sexy

I sold a vise on Ebay for $1000 so I could buy my dad a birthday present. Paypal

The moment Zagreus said it, I knew what I had to do...

My luck with women was awful, I was willing to try anything to get a date even the

"Wait, you never said it was THIS big!"

Best pic I could get of the trichomes on the Italian ice. Some said it was ready,

I robbed a place with my boner and said it was a gun... I got a pretty STIFF punishment.

Who said it's too late to meet your new vestie in mid 30s? It's never too late for

She said it was a Uiggest lunch she’s ever had and she can’t wait to try it again

I'm glad Dr. Meadows gave me this note book. He said it's very therapeutic to write

This mornings memo said it’s “Stuff we’ve pulled out of our nose day”.

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