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Kids today have it good. When I was a kid this was my best option for porn . (nsfw-ish)

What I feel like saying to my kids when they whine. (NSFW)

Why my kids are home schooled

so, I caught my kid watching some bad stuff [NSFW]

So my kids collect pine cones on the way home from school and brought this home tonight.

This penis looks a lot like my kids' shampoo. (NSFW)

I'm a 7th grade math teacher.This is one of the answers I got on one of my kids tests.

How i'm going to inform my kids when dinner's ready.

I would never let Baloo babysit my kids...

NSFW My kid drew a picture... "It's a watering bug" she says... NSFWish

For once, I'm glad my kid can't read yet. NSFW

Time to step up the restrictions on my kid's iPad...

My mum is a reception teacher and her kids had the task of bringing in something

All I see when my kids are watching Peppa Pig... (NSFW)

This is how my kid's fruit snacks were packaged (kind of NSFW)

What i tell my kids to get out of buying presents

Me when my kids open their Pop! Figures

Doesn't need to be my kid for me to try

My wife's not too smart. I told her, our kids were spoiled. She said, "All kids

They said I need a child safety seat to take my kids home. [Irresponsible parent

[X-post]"Angry Tigger!" -my kid. While I was making "angry period"

My tattoo artist hangs a portrait of his kid in the shop! What a cutie! Kid's cute

I get to punish my kids every day now, thanks to mobile phones and school apps! Thanks

Just giving my kid an enema...

(M) been through alot with yall but you ask her never talked like dat might had said

Shit still 8 dollars mo den my kids.

Ever since we found it I’ve been playing with my kids woody a lot

(M).Thank you #TWIN#fuck the rest of these bitches on my kids...

(M) tell her she can have the truck too its at the beach. All I ask is let me see

(M) She kool. Funny, couple years younger, but on her stuff, im just not trying to

My wife[53] at 40 while on vacation at Disney with the kids for the first time. We

My wife. Not so much of an On'Off as a time lapse. On the left is age 23, pre-kids,

Gonna tell my kids this was Tori and Jenelle talking about David

I'm gonna tell my kids this is lola bunny.

Pretty sure my kid peaked at 3 weeks

Watching School of Rock with my kids today. I totally forgot about this guy.

I’m gonna tell my kids this was ICP

A quick video to thank you for 2500 followers (I had to check to make sure my kids

I sat on my kids spiked ball for an hour and didn’t realize it

Goo my kid left on the table

Single mom plans to "find a nice man to love me and my kids and treat us good",

If we bumped into each other at my kid's soccer game would you take me home and pound

I want my kids going to school with the whiteys snapchat viennasugar2

Yup some dick licker want my kids in her snapchat remykitten16

MRW my kids are confused about daylight saving time

Saving notes for my kids

MMC after I was cooking with my kid

My f3iend asked me to take care of her wife and kids while he's on the business trip

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