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MRW browsing /r/ladyboners
MRW I followed a sign that said "bikini carwash". Turned out to be preteen
MRW a nsfw subreddit i visited at work yesterday was blocked by the IT department
MRW when, as an American, the USA Women's hockey team lost to Canada in the gold
MRW my new friend tells me her mom runs a strip club.
MRW I cum about one-eight-zero mark three at 1/3rd impulse.
MRW I wake up from a nap in the blazing sun
MRW two guys in my commute were hotly debating the difference between "wrapping"
MRW I discovered /r/60fpsporn
mrw ur all unbrave
MRW I find a spider on my towel after taking a shower
MRW I check the mod queue and find a bunch of hot posts that the spam filter blocked
MRW the reason for the ban was "DMCA reports"
MRW the guy I've been seeing and I finally have sex...and it was awesome.
MRW when my charge nurse tries to chase me down all night to take an admission.
MRW the newest episode ends
MRW I see playboy.com published an article about one of my NSFW subreddits (gonewildaudio)
MRW I click an unmarked NSFW gif
MRW i'm trying to make my pirate rain dance happen but a couple fucking steals my
MRW my hot neighbor to me to get lost and go blow myself.
MRW my girl says that if I want a blowjob, I need to reciprocate
MRW Harry, Ron, and Neville decide to have a gang bang
MRW I want to repaint the living room but my wife says she'll kill me before she
MRW we're doing a photoshoot and my cameraman tells me to make a different face...
MRW I see _______'s nominees this week.
MRW my fiancé and I finally have our OWN PLACE TO OURSELVES WITH NO ROOMIES! [NSFW]
MRW I need more time to think
MRW my (very dramatic) female boss says not to hire any more women because they're
MRW people think they can stump the Trump
MRW I'm staying at my aunt's house and keep opening NSFW posts on accident.
MRW my gf tell me to stop rimming her asshole
MRW I hear someone drop a nickle
MRW The Donald wins again and again and again! This train has no brakes!
MRW I get back from Civil War and I see a spoiler tag
MRW I realized my giant purple dildo was underneath the sink in the bathroom where
mrw cocks not glocks comes to my campus
MRW my friends try to leave for the nude beach without me
MRW when I see another "My [f]irst gif, be gentle ;P" post in /HQG
MRW I'm drowning in pussy but don't have any guy friends to help me out [NSFW-ish]
MRW the mod team tries to ban me for being too edgy.
MRW I might live to see a nuclear winter NSFW
MRW my brother would hog the computer all day when I was a kid.
MRW gallowboob leaves onionlovers to join onionhate
MRW when I hear normies are gathering peacefully
mrw when a business associate wants to shake hands, but i’m still all amped up
MRW I don't tap to that heel hook, but win the team medal [NSFL]
MRW I see someone beat their wife in public
MRW I found out that really rough sex puts me into subspace where I no longer feel
MRW It's officially December
MRW we're playing "finish the sentence" and someone says "salt and
MRW when gay pride month is finally over.
MRW I meet a cute guy that's super fun to talk to, loves calling me girly names,

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