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he said i could lose a few pounds, i said [f]uck off
He's the runt, they said. He's been abandoned, they said. Let me tell you something:
Set them (f)ree they said, you'll get comments and PMs they said...
Get a job doing something you love they said... Your work will be enjoyable they
My ex said she hates her tits and said you could be the judge. So [f]olks?
"I'm not gonna be one of THOSE moms" she said. "No poop or barf on
Come on Rumba Rapids they said. It will be fun they said...
M girl(f)riend said i could post this. She didn't think I would. GW said you guys
My ex husband owed me money, and said he could make it up to me in sex. I don't think
Roomate walked into my room after shooting up and said "I think something was
Well... (m)y bestfriend said her bf could take the condom of(f) :) he said it feels
Make guacamole at home they said, it'll be easy they said....
Showed my friend this pic (of my ass) and said it was of a girl. He said "she"
The truth of the assertion "women are inferior" is relative to context
"Read Mark Waids Daredevil" they said. "Its so light hearted and fun!"
"Hey, future husband, look at this!" she said, "save this gif so you
Improved physics, they said.. Unique first-person experience, they said.. (NSFW)
Post more pix they said. To the (f)ront page you go, they said
TIL: Before kids said 'Tits out for the boys' in clubs, they said 'DANK MEMES FOR
Take Pictures she said. Fist me more she said.
They said "It's not Halloween yet," so I said "You shut your goddamn
She said he said Izod
She said yes. I said wow
Work from home they said, you'll be productive they said...
GO PLAY COMMUNITY THEY SAID, EXACTLY THE SAME THEY SAID
Show your (f)eet, they said. It'll be fun, they said. Just a little tease. Am I doing
I said, ‘What you like about me?’ He said, ‘That your ass [f]at’
[f] daddy said to show you my pussy. My pussy is jusr for his cock, but he said anyone
One of my boy[f]riend's new friends said I should post him here. He said I could
177013 isn't even that bad they said. Something like this can't happen in real life
Like I said before. The game of shadow in my face would be posted in here, never
Watching (m)e stroke myself wasn’t enough, she said. Use a toy, she said. I am
I went on a date with a guy I met at work. He said he had a present for me. It was
Friend said she shared with a few other guys, said I'd share with a few more
She said she's going to take a few months break......... Does this mean we won't
My Best Guy Friend Told Me a Dirty Joke Today said I Looked Very Fertile. He said
? They said "Kiki hit so sticky, " I said, "Thank you very much"
I’m Taylor Swift, or at least I was until this morning. “Morning Taylor!” My
skip the panties they said, It'll be fun they said
When my friend called me for a favor, of course I said yes. Next thing I know I wake
"what do you mean? i cant see anything through these" i said as i looked
"im getting better at this" i said grinning as i looked around her apartment,
"this is better" i said looking down at my new body "good choice of
"uh.. uh what the hell's happening" I said confused as the girl I just
[#1] I was going up the stairs to my apartment when I bumped into this girl, we both
Wash a lot they said, oh wait, they said hands, didn't they - oops (f)
"And then he said 'OMG your boobs are out' and I said 'You're not from round
"Why did i have to shapeshift into this girl again" he said from his new
"wait.. where am i" i said as the sun flooded my vision, one moment i was
[Mind alteration #2/4] "I like you way more like this, here ill let you enjoy
"this isn't funny" i said to my friend as he pushed me into the barmaid
"Well," Ron said finally, looking up at Harry. "How was it?"
I said but i have to go to work Mistress. She said tough go as you are
She said, hi and I said, hello
Bend over and arch your back they said. It'll be fun they said ?
"I've got a surprise for you," she said. "Get on all fours,"
"You basterd, you said you wouldn't use the remote" Clarice said, though
“Fucking is not an adequate name for what we just did there,' Irene said. 'We need
"Give her human growth hormones, you said! It'll make her fill out and get all
When he'd said "post blowjob" she'd thought he meant "after the blowjob"

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