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"Hey, I came here to post that!" an original animation, featuring that

No google. That was not what I was looking for. [NSFW]

make sure you wrap it before you stick it ....(wait for it)....under the tree! (yes,

So this was in my cousin's yearbook. Yes, a vagina. My boyfriend thinks it was an

I was told that I was not slim and therefore not hot. I don't think I am hot but

So that's what Cortana was doing when Chief was in a Cryonic Sleep

My grandfather went on a trip to Africa and took some photos while there. He took

She was in the back bedroom like a dirty secret. My sister died in the back bedroom.

As a victim of kidnap she thought she was nervous. However, he explained that he

I've got junk in the trunk; or at least that was what I was told when pinched, lol.

He tried to tell me that I was misusing a big word. What makes it worse was how he

I was hit in the head from behind, and kicked while I was down by someone I know

I was told this weekend that I was the classiest mofo with hand tattoos. What do

I was told that I was pretty in pink today. What do you think?

She had a West coast strut that was sweet as molasses / Now, what really knocked

[Spoilers] what if every bad thing that ever happened to you was orchestrated by

So that was what Phelps was pissed off about!

Verification, they are both me the "deleted post" was about two years ago

Once I realized the answer was yes, I knew that's what i was

It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is. If the--if he--if 'is' means

Animal prints are not just for bingo ladies. Here is me in 2012. I dunno what the

I was ready to go out, then I notice that something was missing. Guess what it is?

Texted the wife what she was up to tonight, and she sent me this with a reply that

2018 Body Gratitude Month 10 Day 22 - He was amazed that I could have such a reaction

My landlord called. He let himself in because the rent was due. I was in bed. He

You tried to resist, but slowly, your mind vanished, and all that was left, was her.

M/23/5'4 [145lbs > 132.8lbs] ( 6 months) I weighed more before Just never

F42/5'6" /175 my earlier post was removed because it looked posed. I hope this

Neither girl was what you'd call kinky. At least, not by themselves. There was just

Nr.5) Dressed is Ellie extremely hot when she was 18 years old and I saw her naked

Nr.6) Dressed is Ellie extremely hot when she was 18 years old and I saw her naked

Nr.7) Dressed is Ellie extremely hot when she was 18 years old and I saw her naked

Nr.8) Dressed is Ellie extremely hot when she was 18 years old and I saw her naked

How...how did you know that was what I was going to ask?

M/52/195 lbs Just me. Wife likes what she sees. I think she's biased! This was taken

A pic from the first set of nudes that I shot with a pro photographer. It was a fun

Little known fact: the first space program that attempted to launch a human into

F/23/5'3" [~210lbs - 140lbs] Posted here about three years ago when I lost around

F/23/5'3" [210lbs > 140lbs = 70lbs ] Posted here about three years ago

At that point I was wandering what she was going to do next...

When I saw her, I knew she was the one. I knew nothing else about her other than

I took a break from all of it. I was getting too into it. Dressing up most of the

(m) That's why I like her parents relationship all the bad that man could do she

I was a recognized mechanic in this town. But one day the time came to retire, my

I was partying at some rented out mansion when someone told me they could make this

I was told that it was rude to sit back with your boots propped on the table. I wondered

I was trying to look at ig before going to bed, but he was horny. So he picked me

Just look what I've got here! Takami cosplay will be bonus for all patrons in August

Wow that was quite the downpour! What did you say was visible?

He was trying to get me in the mood. What he didn't know is that... I already was

“My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes

Have my first Date alone while hubby was at work. It was really exciting but I also

"no, i have no idea what your talking about" Anna who was previously Jim,

My ever so innocent daughter Evanna Lynch was happy to hear that I wanted to "get

Your daughter Emma came home from work to find what you had left on the table. It

Evanna Lynch had told all her friends that she was nervous about her mother going

This poor girl thought I was training her to replace me after I retired. But she

I got a little caught up in what I was watching and sat back onto the desk behind

My dad asked my sister what her new bikini meant, she told him that it was just the

"You CAN'T be serious. How the hell am I supposed to raise that much money looking

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