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For the PM that said my face and body didn't match (1MIC)

So I asked her: "honey, I need a day free from sexual stress, can you help me

I told my friend that she and her kittens are a colony of symbiotic upvote-producing

I'm 36 and feel like I've seen a lot. That said, Sara Jean Underwood is incomparable...

She Said I make her feel insecure, and she cant eat in front of me - to all those

This is incredible, and figured you ladies would love to see this! /u/AsSeenOnStevie

Wi[f]e said she didn't like her butt. I told her she was being ridiculous and that

I thought it was really hot to send my dick pic to a girl. We talked for quite a

I (f)eel naughty sneaking off into the bathroom to take pictures for you. That being

I love bears and I love this subreddit. That being said, I thought i'd show my face.

[50/50] A cat that thinks it's a stripper | A guy climbs up a tree to escape a bear,

10 years ago I dated a girl that my family hated, they always said she was gonna

A wise Redditor once said, "How can you not be fruity for that booty?"

My friend's dentist said this was the longest tooth he'd ever seen, and that he might

[F]or those that said they wanted to bend me over and fuck me

My boy(f)riend said I'm too fat to turn him on anymore, and it killed my confidence.

She said 'now that I'm legal..' and sent me this

I generally think that posts without pictures aren't worth it, so I only clicked

[B/S] After my girlfriend had just dumped me, and my sister came home from another

I hate chris brown. I don't agree with what he's done and the success he still has.

Whelp (m) this is it for now until.later. like I said I don't have the biggest dick

Did you know that Midwesterners are said to be super (f)riendly and charming? ;)

(M) 10min and no like I said I have a big present coming to me 2morrow my Son so

We are all smiling because she's amazed at how big his cock is. For about 6 months

So. Ah. I was talking to your friend the other day, and she said you had. Um. That

I appreciate y’all and know the deal by now. With that said...I’m still here

(M) And remember. You broke up wit me and kicked me out for no reason said I was

(M) who fucked him. Who fucked him? Who fucked him.. fuck it. I got a 1000 dollars

Not sure if I posted tbis already but as I said before one of favorite things to

[SHN-027] Slow, Passionate Sex On A Futon - A Sensitive Married Woman Gets Wet And

my dad walked by when i was trying to take this and literally said "damn girl

Learn to cook in quarantine. It’ll be fun, they said. Oh you live in America and

Your landlord said he’d lower rent if he could jerk you off. He thought you seemed

I thought that my new hairstyle, earrings, and clothes were the cutting edge of teen

Let’s hide out next to the fire place and listen to some records. Or we could do

True fact, I never wear undies and I put them on for the pictures. But after thinking

she said no guys will get hard after seeing this. But that is not true ya? First

she said no guys will get hard after seeing this. But that is not true ya? First

she said no guys will get hard after seeing this. But that is not true ya? First

she said no guys will get hard after seeing this. But that is not true ya? First

she said no guys will get hard after seeing this. But that is not true ya? First

she said no guys will get hard after seeing this. But that is not true ya? First

she said no guys will get hard after seeing this. But that is not true ya? First

Today I said goodbye to my uterus! Good riddance to all the endo, adeno, dysplasia,

What the fuck Daddy! You said my ass would be so fat and full of spunk that fitting

I was on the train until i saw a bottle that said "Love" on it. i thought

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