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Okay, so... how do people come up with shit like this? I mean, I'm cool with it and

The other day I arrived at a party and some dude said "You look like you're

This is for all you [f]uckers that said I look like a man ! Face,tits,ass, and even

She said I'm too thin and that I have chicken legs. Agree?

Update on "Ultra-christian dad who said homosexuality is a mental illness and

Cause the feminist liberated woman is free to prefer a man that will maltreat her

(Very slightly NSFW) Fiancé found maternity pants and sent me this... I said look

Thought i'd take a request. Is that what you meant when you said on your knees and

Today a client asked me out. He said "hey will you go on a date with me...only

My broken toe from two years ago. The doctor said it wasn't common to break that

[50/50] A cat that thinks it's a stripper | A guy climbs up a tree to escape a bear,

"Excuse me, do you have directions to the front page?" I asked a little

there's lots of defensive help, said goodbye, and jumped forward into that box.

Sometime when i fuck her i read some of your comment to her and she said "i

MRW, as a rape victim, when I see the Columbia "Mattress Girl" drag her

So if Valerie Solanas said: "To call a man an animal is to flatter him; he's

24 male, someone today said I have a pencil dick and that hit me kind of hard so

Modern feminists are so free that being non-feminist, submissive and Male superiority

33, wi(f)e and mum of 2. Someone said about a good slut knowing how to present her

My g(f) asked (m)e would i just sit and watch her get fucked by a guy/girl, i said

It was the hottest day of the year and you begged your Mom to pick you up after work.

Bought a new skirt and thigh highs! *don't message me creepy things* I can't believe

great news! matt's and my dad said we could extend our stay as long as they could

Her nipples seems to be a hit on Reddit. Picture on left is raw image on our way

Been with same girl for 7 yrs. She's always said its big but I was only her 4th.

19[F] I just learned what a tribute was from another subreddit when someone said

I had fight with my wife when she told our black neighbour is sexy. i told her that

I got a spider bite that turned red and puffy with a blister in the middle (Doctor

Work said I could wear my cloak and I did. The fact that it's windy makes me feel

My friend texted me that she was on a coffee date and the guy was acting like a creep.

A popular trick - even in your world - is to match lipstick color to areola color.It's

Dennis Farrell info Joe Cumia gave out Friday night on FB. And his wife Lorraine

I was explaining to my professor why I missed a project deadline due to preparations

"Yeah whats going on?" i said standing up from my desk and turning around,

When my grandma said she found a magic door in her home leading her spirit to my

My friend said his CPU was running at 100C and asked if that was normal, then sent

Someone said my tits remind them of cantaloupes and I don't know how that makes me

Master had said the blue dagger of lust would explain to her that she was a slavegirl,

I was a big, chubby, effeminate, bisexual beta male. I always wished I could fit

Liz Truss is a UK MP and a POS, that said she's mighty fine

Fiancée while drunk told me she wishes I had her ex's cock, she said it was 8 inches

I told Mom that boys at new school kept on checking me out...?? and she said I am

Girlfriend said she bought me a present and that it would be fun for her. She was

Now let’s see that pussy you said I could never have in high school because I was

"Mom?!" I said as I understood who was inside this artificial body. "My

My male Math teacher said my grade was so low that the only way I could still pass

My best friend's mom visited me in my dorm room. That was weird enough in and of

[OC] Just the same drawing I posted last time, but colored (also, because people

We had very advanced VR, and rather than throwing a party in real life, we did it

You and your GF were burnt out - too much work, too little money. You were shocked

When Clara, my grandmother's housekeeper, called me in a panic to let me know that

After my male friend Joe caught me wearing his sister's makeup and choker, I told

Daddy's Princess isn't ready to start potty training yet. That's what Daddy said,

The first time I had sex with my new Girlfriend, she was so disappointed with my

Sent this to bae for approval and he said "did you speed this up or are you

He said he could tell me truths about the deep state & that Rob Schneider

The male boss said I was the worst employee in the law firm. I was being demoted

My dad said "if you keep shaking your ass around me I'm gonna have to fuck you

wow that was quick. i by a college girl so i found this mind control love website

He said he was going to give my pussy the pounding that it deserves ? and he didn't

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