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Somebody sent their text to the wrong number

just had this text exchange w/the wife, slightly nsfw

That escalated quickly (nsfw text)

"The women may pass gas in my face." [Text Post/Slightly NSFW] An application

Told my non-redditor friend to send the "I just want you to be happy" text

Saw a stripper that looked like Flo. Wife was compelled to share what she thought

Just doing the spanish assignment in my Spanish 4 text book when...(it's a spanish

My racist Uncle is a Celtics fan. I'm a Clippers fan. Here is his response when I

Emoticon my SO texts me to express her feeling for me (nsfw)

What is that a sprig of parsley? (NSFW Text)

Got a wrong text: "Hey, now is my chance!...
ABORT!!! IT'S A TRAP!!!!!"

I'm not very good at the whole sexy text thing...

introduced her to reddit yesterday, got these texts today.

C'mon, Google, we know you're not that naive... [nsfw text]

How do you like yours? (NSFW text)

Drunk texting a girl I hooked up with :(

Seeing my girlfriend again after a few weeks apart, I made this for her the following

The Pope the Catholic Church needs right now (some nsfw text)

Honesty is the best policy. ( NSFW text )

How I know my teenager's been using the graphing calculator NSFW (text)

You should call your mom cuz I found something of hers. NSFW text

My Girlfriend texted me saying how she is going to India next year. This was my reply.

So I decided to lift up the tabletop at my university's library today (NSFW text)

(NSFW) inappropriate Harry Potter rhymes (texting back and forth with my little brother)

A band I follow posted this picture to Facebook, and I liked it, forgetting the fact

Tapes and CDs (nsfw text)

So this happened at the White Sox game the other day... (slightly NSFW text)

Just a guy taking a dump in a text book

I took my friends phone and texted his girlfriend, this is the screen shot from the

I love it when you talk dirty (Games of Thrones) [NSFW TEXT]

So this just happened... (NSFW text)

I texted this doodle to my wife...works like a charm.

I'm not good at cybersex. [NSFW text]

Words that don't exist in my phone get added to the personal dictionary for quick

So my friend just texted me this picture.I'm kind of partial to the big juicy one

I've been sending my mom pictures of cats in response to her long and emotional text

Topic: What it feels like here for my one year anniversary [text: NSFW]

My dog is getting neutered today. Got this text from my mom (NSFW)

My mom texted me this photo she snapped over the weekend

So a guy I haven't text in awhile has his phone hijacked by a mentally unstable person.

Car Stereotypes (NSFW text)

She showed me her text banter (she's in Blue)

Masturbatory Metal. NSFW text.

Took a picture of my friend with Waka, sent it to a few people, got back this edit.

Pranked my friend, posted a m4m ad on craigslist with his pic and phone number. I

Sometimes I try to tell my girlfriend how to cook. She sent me this with the text,

I opened up reddit just as the boss walked by. Thanks /r/circlejerk. [NSFW TEXT]

I'm not too worried about the Singularity...[NSFW text]

My friend texted me this today; she works at a thrift store and a Star Wars action

[NSFW] Common texting between friends.

Damn speech to text...

So... I came across this Naked Chick Text.

I found this gem while deleting old text messages ten minutes ago...

Someone remind me to drunk text more often. possibly (nsfw)

This my friends group text

Discovered a dusty old book with a very interesting take on masturbation, or should

While driving? Nsfw text

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