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Got A House

Ordered two waffles from Waffle House and got this, "The Happy Virgin".
My cats brought this into the house, and the ants got to it. Maybe [nsfw]?
Girl, you just got caught by the fashion Police! Your outfit looks like you wrapped
My friend got quite a bit of attention from the ladies at a house party, here's why.
TIL when a Christian pastor in the middle east got to his house there after preaching,
I have lizards living in my house. They're not pets, I don't know how they got there
My brother and his roommates got a white board in their house.
While hanging out at my friends house my wife got drunk and was not paying attention
My wife and I were watching a movie at a friends house. He fell asleep during the
Wife sent this to me from her friends house (a guy) it got me wondering now....
MRW I got home after coming over to my friend's house and spent 3 hours playing GTAV
Just got off work...where's all the house wives?
A danish guy got blackout drunk and woke up at his friends house to this.
So we live in Canada and decided to go cross the river besides my house , friend
Chubbs got his first mouse in the new house
I guess his mom finally got him out of the house
Yay got a free house tonight any request GW and I (M)ean anything
These two lovely ladies came over to my house yesterday and got messy! Shonda Mackey
These two lovely ladies came over to my house yesterday and got messy! Shonda Mackey
I got caught walking around the house like this (f)
Whatever you got on, girl, stay in it. You ain't gotta leave the house to have a
Door in my house got pulled shut and ripped off my toenail
MRW I step on some rock salt in my house that got stuck to my shoes from my sidewalk
uhh.. hii o.o my namez brooke n i js got kicked out my house ;( i hav a part time
We called her the bicycle back in college. The whole house got to ride her.
let her do anything she wanted to do this week, i got this picture cleaning the house
This open house party just got a lot better! (Mavezar)
Since my inbox is full of boldness, let's play a game... If you think I'm showing
Finally moving out of our college house, but she's still got it.
(M) y'all got me kicked out the house wow
Breaking in the new place. Got the best view in the house. (MF)
Just got an email from Forever21. My panties shipped, so I should get them just in
So after seven months of being on house arrest, my pre-trial officer makes the decision
I'm your new neighbor, and a package I ordered got sent to your house by mistake...
I got really horny at my friend's house last night
I got a whole house to feed ?
(M) yup omw to diamond house to take a shower sure am ...WTF YOU THOUGHT I WAS POSE
Move my computer to my gf's house before leaving for vacation. Got this text the
My best friends mom is sexy as fuck, love her rear end. Ever since the first time
Burning candles, cleaning house, got time for a break?
Since my inbox is (f)ull of boldness, let's play a game... If you think I'm showing
I finished framing a house in 15F degrees with wind gusts up to 35mph today. Then
Your dad knew it was a bad idea to welcome that refugee in your house when he got
daddy got me new leggings so i can show off around the house?
Tweet from @messyjessie58: Got my makeup table all set up in the new house! ?? (From
In a tree house by the river. There were only full walls on two sides so the guy
My old princess key from when daddy and I got our first apartment, to now, when my
I got spanked really hard for going to my bf's house dressed like this :o
Can nsfw be clothed? Went to my bf house dressed like this and got a hard ass spanking
The bathroom mirror in the house I just bought. This thing has got to go.
[44F] Mom of one, got the beach house in the divorce
[44F], Mom of 1, I got the beach house in the divorce...
DirtyKikThrowaway24 Throwback to when I got drunk at a house party, took my pants
I got dared to go to this old pervert's house completely naked ?
almost got caught taking this by other people exploring the same abandoned house
How I would have turned up to my cousin’s house had I got an invite. Even a message
Where all my cucks with panty fetishes? ? I know you jerk off to panties you got
When Freya was a teenager she'd spend summer at her grandmother's house in the country.
I was a homeless man with a tent at the beach. i have 1 chance to hypnotize someone.
Just got home from work and I have the house to myself, join me in the shower?(Female)48