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so I was trying to take a pic o(f) my awesome tits for you to enjoy and he walked

I think He was trying to capture the [f]lowers, instead He snapped this.

Easy, hon, she's a bit sore still. Your mechanic is a real beast, and he slams it

I tried to be polite, but he would not quit, so I unleashed the crazy stick. Part

A Getafe fan tried to put off Diego Costa of Atletico Madrid before he took a penalty.

Dad tries to teach me a lesson every time he catches me with my brother, but I can't

This is my dog Bentley. He died two days ago after we got into a wreck and he got

[NSFW] I have been wanting some real kinky, tie me down, pull my hair, and make me

Unfortunately I've lost the text message, but this is the picture he sent..... why,

Breastfeeding with larger breasts has been quite comical. Quote my husband this morning:

I asked my friend who's trying to become a comedian what he would do he was Rose

After drinking yrs ago this man tried to rape me in his appt. He took off shorts,

When you're trying to read a book to your child and he says he wants to go home.

"Death Ends a Police Chase." Detectives carry body of Robert Lee Daily

Remember my BF who tried to sext me? Now he's tried a booty call.

It's like he's actively trying not to cum on her face while also trying to cum on

Absolutely amused how a guy tried to message me last night at 2AM by mentioning how

Your bully caught your Mom trying to go to the school and complain about how he treated

This filthy pig was arrested trying to sneak in to the Matriarchy. I will personally

Jeremy Corbyn (UK Labour Party leader, opposition) tries to reassure Jews he isn't

Im at home trying on different outifts and i wish a gentleman would come and knock

She saw the signs, that he was near his limit. That she couldn't go any deeper. She

Sooo, I just got hit on by a pervy 90yo man in an Irish pub trying to legit lure

When my boss told me to taste myself, I did but I didn’t want to. Then he said

Just a wife trying to invite our third. Do you think he will like what he sees?

I was instructed by my daddy to post here. He wanted to see I wasn’t lying. Here

It was during a typical party, when one of my friends said, he wonders how sexy is

HELP! My bully is trying to fuck my sister! He told me that she has "breeding

Dad knew I had a bully problem, but he didn't realize how BIG it was until he found

I was supposed to take over my friends mom body for a few hours to get him out of

21[f] He usually destroys me, but after months of convincing he finally agreed to

I gave my wife (36) permission to sleep with a younger guy. When he learned that

Whoever's hand was on top, when he came, had to swallow his cum. And that was no

My ex and I swapped bodies the day after we broke up. I’ve been working his job

Ovidiius on Kik and I had a bet. He was talking a lot of shit and then tried to back

"4/11 - Caden (me) tried coconut kefir for the first time. He said it almost

Draco stared at his reflection. Of all the bodies he could’ve landed in for the

I foolishly tried to beat Cou112 and see his girl who is far superior to mine. He

Deleted all my posts & stopped posting cuz I tried things again with my ex.

Poor fella tried to act like he didn’t notice when he picked up the check!

I was trying to look at ig before going to bed, but he was horny. So he picked me

Michael hopped out of bed. It worked! He was in the body of his bratty 19 year old

Nothing to see here, just a gym bro trying the new plank thingy he saw online...

Another hotpast...her she is with her ex right before the first time she did anal.

wish I could find the OP of this. heard they had a 2nd project in tr works but i

My bf has been out in my body for far too late. We somehow swapped bodies last week

My husband thinks he’s starting no nut November today, who thinks he is crazy for

Think he can satisfy all of us? (I think he's ready to die trying!)

And now he's trying to say he's a licensed pussy examiner next. She won't actually

My bully always says how bad he wants to fuck my mom and that she's easy. I couldn't

every girl he's fucked up until me, his first sissy boy, he's picked up off the ground

Your bully came to your house to collect the money he's been extorting from you.

My wife's first husband was a wedding photographer. He spent an entire summer trying

She shaved you and brought you to the dom’s house. She told you that he was going

So, I was trying to take a public picture of my titties while out on a walk and I

"It wasn't like I planned it. I wear skirts & shorts when am home. I

The last known photo of Volodymyr Rybak after he was trying to raise Ukrainian flag

I tried to climb a giant sea rock and the sea didn’t like that and tried to swallow

Fine ass Tranny getting KILLED from the back by a super horny ass white dude! I never

It was so warm and smooth, yet hard as steel! He swallowed it down, trying to take

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