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TFW no GF [NSFW]
TFW I'm no longer a mod because KP is Hitler.
tfw no naga bf [Pockyrumz]
TFW Ungrounded from TV (First ever post)
TFW Ur friend doesnt say what Mr.Pumpkinhead wants. :(((((( He will never wake up
Tfw you wake up with a boner ;)
TFW I tell her I got the New Super Long Slide Glock
tfw when you're all dressed down with noone to see :(
tfw you'll do almost anything to avoid homework
tfw you're just really bored of studying
Tfw it's not Monday ?
TFW you get a new bra.
TFW when Bernie Bros are interrupted by their parents in the middle of a revolution
TFW when you forget incognito
tfw suddenly we've become /r/kinkpots
Tfw you get momwrecked
tfw it's hot so you take your clothes off
TFW I make fun of people for cutting
tfw you make a godly play
TFW you realize the season isn't going like you thought it would.
Tfw I'm a blueberry and life is great
TFW you realise 2016 is not over.
tfw ur a black father
TFW you own a one piece but live over 50 miles away from a beach...
Tfw your bagh-daddy forgets the lube
TFW a beautiful young lady does not want to watch you "take a shower"
Tfw you want in on that Israeli meth but border walls work after all
Tfw I like beards and boners
tfw [Munks]
tfw u hurt urself doing lewd stuff
TFW Your namesake the Swastika has been corrupted by the Nazis.
Tfw you finally get that transbian subspace
tfw i die
TFW that progesterone hits
Tfw you suddenly have hundreds of pics to share because Tumblr committed suicide
Tfw cant stop being horny on main ?
tfw your dog photobombs a perfectly good vid
TFW you've got all that cock and nobody to share it with (Juliette)
tfw you've started growing your subby girl harem who worship your girldick and are
TFW your doctor gives you the weight lecture at your checkup again... (31F)
TFW her sister shows your wife how to lock you up into chastity
Tfw your clit almost gets lost
TFW you're a filthy exhibitionist, but also dysphoric AF
tfw tight tum c;
tfw a slime girl will never drink your semen directly from your balls
tfw you'll never fuck a girl while she shoots her fresh milk from dual-wielded milk
TFW you take a cute pic and then realize your dildo is in the background
TFW you're glad you're not wearing a toupee
tfw your hands are too small ?
tfw you just don't want to get out of bed in the morning 26[f]
tfw your adult ac group goes off the rails
Tfw when she realizes she deserves it
TFW you get really lost in a book and lose track of time
TFW your rich ojou-sama friend invites your plebian ass to her house
TFW your tongue is burning with exhaustion but the hole is so sweet you have to keep
TFW you see a Tiny for the first time ?
tfw your labia are spooning
tfw Penthesilea horde campaign
TFW A Bull Finally Get's A Grip on that Phat Asian Ass
Tfw no femboy footdom gf

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