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[f] They said making sweatpants sexy was impossible. I said nay =].

"I bet your tongue can't reach your nipple." they said.. "Oh yeah,

When they said this piece of cake goes straight to my ass, they weren't kidding!

'[F]ree the twins' they said.

I said I want a [f]ull house, they said "you got it dude!"

Katy Perry will never love me, they said. They were wrong.

I always thought people dressed nice and smiling in pictures where they said they

Wife went to my guy to grab us some green. She sent this text. "Sorry, babe.

Go to college they said

Friend bought this huge custom Upton flag for his room, emailed company and they

My sister and her best friend getting ready for a Halloween party a few years ago

Mike Wazowski cosplay. Mike couldn't be made into a slutty Halloween costume, they

[Trainer] When they said the Twins love to do everything together, they really meant

I think they lied when they said one size (f)its all

My grandparents got a new computer for Christmas. I offered to set it up for them

TIL: Before kids said 'Tits out for the boys' in clubs, they said 'DANK MEMES FOR

When they said "a party game for horrible people" I guess they were talking

Had my spleen removed yesterday, it's at least three times larger than the average

'I talked to my friends. They said they're interested in buying you.'

Equality is good for everyone they said.

What is this? I can't tell. Not my pic, but they said they found it in Thousand Oaks,

[Spoilers for New-Superman #8] DC was not kidding when they said they were going

[Td/F] They said it couldn't be done. I'll show them. They'll all see!

Ladies, that's not what they meant when they said "Get on EBT!"

[F] The boobs asked for a second chance, they said they would behave and share the

Ever since hearing the rumours, my mother was eager to find out if they were true

I ALSO TYPED "THE_PACK" AS THE PASSWORD AND THEY SAID IT'S TOO MFKING STRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not what I had in mind when they said they wanted to put up two fingers for me

[f19] Do you like my new lipstick? because some men said I look like a slut. But

It was at this point summer realized the boys probably didn't care about her new

I missed you guys! Tonight's shower beer is Stem, raspberry apple cider. When they

So I overheard some of my friends talking about reddit, they said I had to post.

Someone told me my shoe laces were undone but when I checked they were fine. I can't

Date a fat girl they said. They are more loyal and won't cheat.

I went to heaven, but couldn't get in, For what I have done. I said please take me,

When they said they were taking her, she clutched her pearls. Now she was gnawing

I was contacted by a startup company, they said they had some kind of body altering

When they said, "work from home" they didn't specify on what exactly.

Sit your ass back down and stay home, they said. Thankfully they didn’t limit what

[F]18...They said this is the right place to post...I hope they're right

[F]18...They said this is the right place to post...I hope they're right

[F]18...They said me to post here, I hope.they right [OC]

This is what they meant when they said, "sit like a lady," right?

Fully hard. Apparently r/tinydick thinks I'm not tiny, since they banned me. They

I can't wear these to work anymore ? They said they were too "Distracting"

Can someone tell me if this is blood? Stumbled across this years ago and the police

Displaying the fresh landing strip. A couple of ladies biking stopped to check it

My parents knew I wasn't growing up right. They said I was still childish and rode

I guess this is what they meant when they said rebels isn't just for kids [NSFW]

Ass flash in a COLD ASS non heated elevator in Minnesota! It was so damn cold they

I don’t know what they put in the vaccines...when they said swelling didn’t know

Your brothers are so nice. They said that they have some other outfits for me to

idk if i'm too late, but my ghosties made me do this. they said they missed u.?[oc]

Come back in to the o[f]fice they said, show off my my tiAs I said! ?

Use a condom, they said

Your brothers are so nice. They said that they have some other outfits for me to

One small suitcase, they said, nothing else. Is this what they [m]eant?

No food, no drink, no noise, they said. It will still be fun, I said. ??

Your bullies weren't lying when they said they met your mom at the strip club.

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