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I need to stop listening to the Beatles

Over winter break my dorm's RAs search everyone's room, so I decided to do some redecorating

So I was watching Netflix and this is what I had to stare at for 2 minutes while

Boss accidentally sent this pic around the office and to the VP. Needless to say...

My Plan to Get to the Front Page- Possibly NSFW

So I go on my dad's tablet and decide to go to youtube.. The search history popped

Every time I try to go to bed....

This has to stop, I'm tired of people using Photoshop to distort reality.

It takes major balls to do this to Emma Watson.

My friend sent this to me telling me to call 911.

Recently submitted this to r/aww. It was later pointed out to me that this picture

How I feel when I'm looking for the right porn to fap to. [NSFW]

I offered to draw whatever Redditors could think of, with some interesting results.

Went to the zoo to see the lions. We maybe saw too much.

All of a sudden I want to switch to T-mobile. (NSFW)

my friend sent this to me during class, had to keep a straight face

Friend´s cellphone got stolen in Paris. Apparently the thieves decided to upload

So, my 87 year old grandfather handed this to me today. Looks like a win/win to me.

Don't listen to the duck. This is the most sure fire way to kill a man.

My wife is an art teacher. The assignment was to draw two pictures to represent texture.

Finding the right video to fap to...

In the middle of a nudist bike ride, Little Johnny just wanted to get to school (NSFW)

For my cakeday, I present to you the cake i received on my birthday. I was recently

Man gets a tattoo to remind himself to never repeat his greatest mistake.

how to get your wife/girlfriend to watch porn [NSFW]

I would like to know who taught my nephew to pee on the cat (nsfw maybe)

How to know you've died and gone to heaven

I set up a boobie trap for my boyfriend to come home to. (It's a mannequin)

Almost forgot it's my first ever cake day. Got out of bed to post the only thing

I went to the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York this weekend to draw shitty

I'm a math teacher in a college and this was on the computer desk when I got to class

"Hey Randy you want to come over after school?" "Maybe, is your mom

On a scale of 1 to 100, how lonely would you have to be?

So, I taught sex education today to a group of 10 and 11 year old boys and asked

Was trying to convert Celsius to Fahrenheit. Thanks Google.

Girlfriend found this in a dollar bin at a record store and (rightfully) decided

My gf went to a wedding. One her friends decided to pose for a photo. NSFW

I'd like to dedicate this one to all the recently-graduated unemployed ladies on

A trip to Walmart is like going on a wild safari, you never know what you are going

Whenever I have to get up to use the restroom at the movie theater[NSFW]

Suddenly I want to go to Harvard

You thought butt to the face was bad...how about a jumping butt to the groin?

So Clash of Clans recently added alternate base designs, Clash of Clans also used

Dropped in to see a barista friend at work and he made me a coffee. I present to

I send this photo to friends that take too long at responding to a text message.

Other ways to tell someone to "calm their tits"

With the recent heat, people have to resort to drastic measures

NSFW I think its about time to talk to the roommates about cleaning up after themselves!

Quite the way to go to jail

So my friend made a cake to bring to a baby shower... [NSFW](ish)

Babe stop talking to me... I'm trying to study art [NSFW]

[Possibly NSFW] Actually, I don't think I want to go to the concert anymore.

A friend had his OS corrupt during an update and asked me to mail him two recovery

Need to go to the toilet but got a boner

I just wanted to tell you to...

NSFW MY 7th grade school photo. My mom sent it out to the entire family before a

I’ve been trying to find some clip-on weights to keep ziplock bags from floating

I went in the bathroom to shake my blender bottle to avoid waking my roommate. The

My wife is so understanding that even though I'm older, I still like playing video

I didn't have a drink to toast with at my parents New Years Eve party so I decided

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