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ummm..NSFW
ummm... This killed my boner
ummm wow
Ummm is this a new thing?
ummm...wat?
ummm...no thanks...
ummm...WTF (This is why i hate facebook)
Ummm.. No. (Nsfw?)
Ummm... Fuck no.
Ummm. Hotel guest [nsfw]
Ummm lady there is something hanging out your shorts. (possibly nsfw)
Ummm.... That's soft.
Ummm....why is there a 2:04 coming out of your hoohaw? (nsfw)
Ummm... Now is not a good time.
Ummm....well then....hmmmm
Ummm, thanks? Cook islands
Ummm....what exactly is the school system teaching my 4th grader?
Ummm what.
Ummm, is that last one supposed to be a holiday movie?!
Ummm, really a lot of freckles.....
Ummm... Scorpion?
Ummm[m] hey
ummm..please
Ummm? That's a little NSFW Bethesda! (Fallout 4)
Ummm.... I got a new swi[m]suit. What do you think?
Ummm, looks kind of dangerous... NSFW
Ummm...okay
Ummm Jagex you might want to redesign this dungeon a tad.
Ummm[m]... Who wants to get in my tent?
Ummm she is amazing
Ummm Mr. ayatollah sir, where is my $80 million?
Ummm why do I feel less and less straight every time I see a black man? cantresist7899
Ummm booo-bies?
Ummm taking applications for someone to cuddle with me and watch scary movies...
Ummm... spit?
ummm tasty
ummm...I'm a 'mature' happily married woman, but have tiny tits. Do I qualify here?:))
Ummm here’s some more masc NB energy. Thank you for lookin
Ummm hi, I’m a little shy in thiu sub ?
ummm can i be your type? :]
Ummm fuck me?

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