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When...

When you know your ex will be coming to the pool party...
When your friends mother accidentaly use Facebooks "upload your day" feature.
When I mention Bernie Sanders on Reddit.
When your 10 year old son starts puberty... [slightly NSFW]
When I look out the window..
When you need 2 bitches to carry your huge dick
When she say she out to lunch with her friends
When being the third wheel goes too far.
When feminists are doing their thing I just go to my safe space
when you're pregnant but you need to be beach body ready by the weekend
When you're browsing tumblr but you disconnect and you have to reset the wifi downstairs
When you just can't hold it any longer. (NSFW)
When someone admits they are a girl on the internet
When you sleep naked and wake up to that porn star light.... [f]
When you don't know how to pronounce someone's name
When you play your videogames just right.
When you overtake so many cars you forget its a two-way street
When it snows in Portland.
When the pension check gets raised a few rubles
When you get a whiteboard for your room...
When your sister Sent Nudes
When A Real MILF Comes and Fucks You, You Feel It
When it's so hot even the bikini is too much to wear ?
When you're too tired to explain twice that you don't want to sext
When my wife says she doesn't feel like making dinner
When you had big stuff planned but didn't turn out the way you wanted it to be...
When you just can't stop thinking about your [f]avorite pen pal.
When life gives you melons.. share that shit on reddit?! (OC)
When you hear the shooter was a white American
When you'd rather post here than sleep [f]
When she gives you that look
When your kill streak gets interrupted.
When boys help you choose your clothes
When your face has a built-in Halloween costume
When (f)amily’s in town...gotta sneak a quick pic in the bathroom ?
When my horniness interrupts my yoga (f) ?
When the pussy too good.
When you don't have time to clean up before taking a pic just throw a sheet over
When I was 18, I had the body of a 12 year old. I prob still do but hey at least
When she is not sure about using a condom
When everyone you know is in a relationship and you will be forever alone, but you
When gaming in real life
When they are suddenly out in the open
When Xmas decoration goes to far.
When you drive in the 1st person mode for the first time
When historians see any form of inaccuracy on something that is supposed to be a
When browsing hentai
When life gives you lemons
When she wants cuddle.
When I meet someone new, I like to wonder if they've seen me naked already.
When are you gonna stop staring?
When you've run out of creative gif ideas ?
When life gives you lemons...you cum all over them [F]?
when i say i like working out, this is what i mean! squats are more fun this way
When someone cuts you off in traffic
When two hot moms get together and live out their bi curious fantasies...
When the elevator is occupied
When you arrived with gf at the car wash and ordered an extra service
When an idea really settles on your mind
When I wear this skirt, and move like that, you know it’s breeding time.

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