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The Triple Lindy! "No one can do that... it's too dangerous!" If you caught
I'm an 18yr old babysitter taking care of your kids but you figured out that I want
Screw you NotBane, my kids are getting an extra 10 mins before bedtime because of
Suburban mom waiting for kid in a karate class. "Can I buy you some coffee and
Watching old wrestling matches as an adult you notice things you didnt notice as
When I first posted here, I was a chubby kid in dire need of some confidence. A few
Wow mom, you weren't kidding when you said you wanted to teach me a thing or two
Newly single (f). Who do you think that you're kidding this time?
PSA: You may think you're chatting on Snapchat with a hot circlejerker, but then
We were in our boat ... Kids in bed so take what you can get when you can't be on
If you let your kid do this at the park then fuck you.. [NSFW]
Took a piece of the kids Halloween candy so you can see my laffy taffy, see i told
Client can't pay your invoice because their wife's sister's cat had to go to the
Watching a kids show doesn't make you look crazy, this makes you look crazy.
When the kid wakes up so you gotta pretend like you weren't sucking it
When you're [31] with 3 kids, the shower is usually the only place you can get off
If you played this as a kid, you had an awesome childhood
Sometimes you have to remind yourself how it felt to be a kid, and fondest memories
When you wake up on fathers day expecting some gifts but then you remember you never
When you're about to shoot up the school and you see the black kid who has always
When you just can't hide how happy you are your kid is back in school.
"... and try to get along with the other kids. Mommy will come back until tomorrow,
(M) I'm done serious. I.dont have time for grown ass kids you we both have fucking
(M) you don't have to do anything you don't wanna do If you day no then that's a
Remember kids, if you hold hands you're gonna EXPLODE!
Perhaps you were the one who just saw me at the store with my kid and I smiled shyly
If in one culture a kid's parents tell him that stabbing someone is okay, and a child
(F) Would you believe me if I told you I'm 42 and I've had 3 kids?
Once you overpowered the babysitter, deciding what to do with her today was the real
When you (F)ind out you've got 3 kid free nights... What to do... ??
If you were "just kidding," then why did you stop responding? ?
That dance you do when the kids are at grandma's and you and your hubby have the
I have perky tits, wide hips, and am a ride you won't survive (just kidding - you'll
I'll help you loosen up your tie only to use it on you for much needee fun in your
I'll help you loosen up your tie only to use it on you for much needed fun in your
(M) And remember. You broke up wit me and kicked me out for no reason said I was
My wife. Slutty before kids. Slutty after. Which slut do you prefer to take home
Stop kidding yourself. You always knew what you wanted to be growing up.
"Do you have to get back to your fat wife and kids or can you stay and talk?"
Got requests to show my behind. Here is back and front together for you to decide
My rule: if you spent your childhood as the “fat kid” and then worked it off
Hubby spreading my hairy pussy for you. 44yo, 2 kids. Please let me know what you
(m) No leave us alone damn Brain, I know it was the work of you and Gizzle SMH bro
Left (Erasa) Middle (Videl) Right ( Angela) Which One You Always Wanted When You
23 [F] When you teach kids all day you really start wanting a man
Would you fuck my wife after 2 kids? What do you like about her?
How many kids would you want daddy ? makes me happy when you guys upvote my stuff
Grant Imahara, I learned alot from you as a kid, you will be sorely missed. RIP.
She’s 44 and a mom to a couple kids. She wants to know how you think she looks
Youre just a KIDDING for me... I Will Humiliate you so so MUCH & You will
Hey kid, you like gardening? You like growing plants? [oc] [f]
When you date someone with kids, you have to impress all of them. [implied blowjob]
just showing you where you should squirt your kids... ?
If you thought I was hot you'd sub to my $5.25 OF ?‍♀️? All the cool kids are
Been so self conscious about my body since having kids. Thank you for giving me a
My “kids” are 2 golden retrievers. Do you like dogs? Do you like really big boobs?
That kid destroyed you in Overwatch so you fucked his family [Arin Sel] (Last Origin)
I usually show you my big ass so I really hope you like me from the front too! [40,
Your bsst friend offered to help take care of your wife and kids while you were traveling
28 milf with one kid, you don’t mind a little bit of cellulite do you?

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