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spot the difference part II (something like 8% of kids can't but whatever) [pic]
Is that her kid in the background? Still nice, but c'mon...
Ahh, kids... (possibly nsfw, but probably not)
[m] The Pokedex was cool, but I preferred to play with this as a kid.
[NSFW] We've all seen cliche "multiple exposure" pics. Cool but not original.
nsfw: repost r/gore. Good reason not to have kids ladies. This is a c section incision
So I look at my news feed and see this, right at the top staring me in the face.
something like 8% of kids do it but whatever!
I came across this picture of a guy giving another guy head in a vacant lot while
MRW I told my new girlfriend that we should name our first kid "Gotham"
I got my tonsils out yesterday, I woke up bawling my eyes out and could hardly talk,
[Spoilers] I respect people's reviews for fo4, but seriously? "No cover system,
Not the kid, of course, but the two adult babes need to lose some clothes...
I know it's not the most interesting pic in the world, but here's the inside of your
When you forget that one Asian kid's name, but FB has your back.
I lost my childhood best friend today. I visited the very same spot we went fishing
?Oooh the weather outside is frightful, but my cock is so delightful? Sacramento
I have perky tits, wide hips, and am a ride you won't survive (just kidding - you'll
Got a one week ban on r/WTF for this post, but seriously, this dude's head looks
(M) For everyone out there. Im in a 10yr relationship thats on the rocks right now
(M) yeah im the reason her phone still on..Im pretty sure my dogs need food..My kids
(M)an im done waiting I didn't do nothing to deserve this. So I really just wanna
(M) She kool. Funny, couple years younger, but on her stuff, im just not trying to
Me next to mini-8oz. soda can. (No! I’m kidding! It’s a regular 12 oz can. But
Mild [f]or this place but honestly should not have worn these to the kids' soccer
(m) Her best friend Jordan, and John, stole from me birthday gift 24k necklace SmH.
(m) Aj and his uncle had something to do with my car. Tried to take us out SMH me
“Where are you going? There’s only a few inches to go!” I couldn’t help but
When you hate sand but your kids still force you take them to the beach on your only
Only 24 but I've had 3 kids, still welcome here!? :)
‘She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.’ -H.S.✨
Not sure if you guys seen this yet but I just did. I want this kids life.
[M] 38yo dad bod... But don't have kids ?
(M) I'm told this is a dadbod but I don't have any kids.
36, 2 kids, & sexy and I know it. Probably not gonna go over like it goes
Sweet but psycho.... just kidding! 25F >> Premium >>
No lady, you attract all men, but pick losers to have kids with.
I'm obviously alot less fit than alot of you guys here, but ive lost weight and decided
Female, 21, 180lbs, don’t really like looking at myself, but I’m trying to get
Everyone starts claiming “old school” when it suits them. Single mommy to 2 b-tards
Pre kids Fridays were action packed. I love em but also miss those days. This is
Believe me we wanted to fuck here too but too many kids around ??
Anyone else remember that time at the end of 2014 when we reversed the flow of time
Having three kids was tough on my stomach. But it did make my boobs grow ;)
I'm not technically busty, but my boobies definitely grew since having a kid ?
Your New Years goal may have been to give up findom or femdom, but who are you kidding?
Single mom plans to "find a nice man to love me and my kids and treat us good",
49 (f), i have had two kids both from c-section. I use to hate the scar but now i
Thought I Had A Lover But I Was Kidding MyselfBaby snap lavillagal19
Public bondage: Today I required her to leave the house in her chest harness. She
I’ve been called a milf like four times today but I don’t actually have any kids.
I want to show my pussy but I'm shy... Naaah jusV kidding!
2 kids later I'm very sel[f] conscious about my butt.But I think this looks ok.
This single mom demands that you have a job and goals, but will keep turning you
it's been a long scary couple of weeks :( i made a biggish decision about my career
F 30, 120, 5'4 ? My boobs look a lot different than they did before I had kids and

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