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"I bet your tongue can't reach your nipple." they said.. "Oh yeah,
Boyfriend said not to put it on [f]acebook, but said it would look good here...
I said I want a [f]ull house, they said "you got it dude!"
He said "Behave" and she said "Teach me".
[Gifted] I said what what in the butt? I said what what in the butt? You wanna do
My ex husband owed me money, and said he could make it up to me in sex. I don't think
(NSFW) My friend said he would get a tattoo on his ass if we paid for it. He asked
More sex toys, you said? More ass shots, you said? Your request is my command, [f]ellas.
Play lacrosse they said, it will be fun they said
"Read Mark Waids Daredevil" they said. "Its so light hearted and fun!"
"I don't need to go anywhere" she said, "I'm the place to go"
"Hey, future husband, look at this!" she said, "save this gif so you
Improved physics, they said.. Unique first-person experience, they said.. (NSFW)
"i want to be one of Your girls", she said, "fuck me until You're
They said it wasn't possible to make Karl any sexier. I said it was. Who's the crazy
Go on tour with Miley Cyrus they said, it'll be fun they said
"This is the last one," I said. "I have enough toys," I said.
You're the strangest person I ever met, she said, and I said, you too, and we decided
They said "It's not Halloween yet," so I said "You shut your goddamn
Joe Biden said buy a shotgun. He said nothing of clothing. [OC] the Meth of July.
GO PLAY COMMUNITY THEY SAID, EXACTLY THE SAME THEY SAID
Tell people the truth they said. Be up front they said.
I said, ‘What you like about me?’ He said, ‘That your ass [f]at’
One of my boy[f]riend's new friends said I should post him here. He said I could
Her head said "No! No! No!" but her butt said "I'm totally available!"
177013 isn't even that bad they said. Something like this can't happen in real life
Watching (m)e stroke myself wasn’t enough, she said. Use a toy, she said. I am
He said, “show me a filthy pose,” I said...(f)
My boss at work said I was acting like a stupid little girl, so he bought me a new
A man said that I had ‘nice tits’ and made me show him. Then he told me to put
The man next door came and said I was making a lot of noise when I came home with
She said she's going to take a few months break......... Does this mean we won't
Mama always said never to stretch your shirt but as Coach Klein said "but what
He said I would ‘naturally’ know what to do. But I thought it was too big to
Guys, you have to believe me! Me and my mom got into an argument about who has it
slutwife came home drunk in an uber... said driver was cute and was flirty... she
? They said "Kiki hit so sticky, " I said, "Thank you very much"
"Yes?" she said with her cute little smile. Then just a weird thing happened,
I’m Taylor Swift, or at least I was until this morning. “Morning Taylor!” My
I’m a waiter, and this rich bitch was so rude. She’s undeserving of her life
"what do you mean? i cant see anything through these" i said as i looked
[#1] I was going up the stairs to my apartment when I bumped into this girl, we both
"You should add landscapes to your smut, Cap--" they said "--it will
"And then he said 'OMG your boobs are out' and I said 'You're not from round
I said but i have to go to work Mistress. She said tough go as you are
Master said, "I can make your pussy hurt your nipples without touching you."
This was me goofing off...I grabbed my hat on Saturday and walked up to my W..took
He said that if he sees it he will stop bothering so I said yeah
When Master had asked what they should do next for fun, she'd said, "I'm stumped,
“Fucking is not an adequate name for what we just did there,' Irene said. 'We need
She said she wanted the type of body all the guys want. He said he wanted to wake
My wife/Godess said she was tired of stroking my clit since trying to apply friction