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Canned Christmas

You can have me [f]or Christmas. Banner ;)
[M]y girlfriend is breaking up with me just in time for Christmas. So I decided to
I can't wait until Christmas
I'm drumming in another concert tonight! Christmas show with a concert band, so it's
It's not Christmas yet, but i can no longer wait
Hey bro! Miss you! Can't wait to see you and your new wife at Christmas time!
About to go out Christmas shopping, here's a tease so you can fantasize about the
S/O to those mom's whose bodies aren't per(f)ect after they have a baby. It's a work
You can blame not being able to see my vag on Christmas eating, diet starts tomorrow.
Just because it's not Christmas time doesn't mean you can't sit on a big guys lap
With the new vidya for Christmas, it can be hard to get my sister to focus on anything
Ava Adams Can't Wait for Christmas
Inside my Christmas fort! Daddy comes to see me tomorrow and I can't wait to show
One hour until Christmas. How can I make it onto the naughty list?
Girlfriend would like some pm's for Christmas, can you help?
Who’s lap can I sit on this Christmas?
Got [m]y new Christmas sweater but can't find my pants... 33y/o
Finally back in my own flat a long Christmas break, that means I can take pics ??
The best Christmas gifts don’t have to come from a store. Let me offer my services
Sometimes a Christmas el[f] gets lost in the ? woods... who can help me find my way
(F) can I send you a Christmas card? ??
Merry Christmas <3 Can you ask for a better gift?
Here’s hoping I have some patients cancel today so we can sneak into the treatment
It's late at night and I can't [f]all asleep. It's the perfect time to share some
Please love my special Christmas stuffie. I can only bring him out once a year ???
21[F4A] Can this queen get a king as her Christmas Present :D Upvote and pm on snapchat
hope this can make your christmas somewhat better... (oc)
I don't think I got enough Steam vouchers for Christmas. Who's making up for that
December just started and everyone's talking about Christmas lists! Can I be your
You convinced yourself that the reason McKayla Maroney cucked you was because you're
I can wrap up my tight little pink pussy and give it to you for Christmas ?
My biggest Christmas wish is for Zooey Deschanel to sit on my face so I can lick
Take a peek, can I be your christmas present?
Need a special present for someone? You can always ask your friends to help. [implied
When you've got a great present for someone, you just can't wait to see the look
I can't wait for you to come unwrap your christmas gift ?
I can use these lights as a better lightning for a blowjob video. Are you interested
I can use these lights as a better lightning for a blowjob video. Are you interested
I can use these lights as a better lightning for a blowjob video. Are you interested
I can use these lights as a better lightning for a blowjob video ? Merry Christmas
I can use these lights as a better lightning for a blowjob video ? Merry Christmas
I can use these lights as a better lightning for a blowjob video ? Merry Christmas
I can use these lights as a better lightning for a blowjob video ? Merry Christmas
[f] can I be your Christmas gift ?
[f] can I be your Christmas gift ?
I know it's June but can it be Christmas already???