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"Sir is teaching me JSON, and this was my practice for objects and arrays. "

For my sir.

Sir told me that [f]or every upvote I get, I'm getting a spanking for being such

Sir demands a clean shaven (f)uck doll. My Master shaved me to his standards. I was

Sir's present for me arrived today

Sir went to the store so I took a picture of my new bra for him! [F]

Sir is finally home, and I was directed to set up for our night of fun!

Sir got me the silver Ben Wa Balls I've been wanting for my birthday! He's the best!

Sir says Saturdays are per(f)ect for spankings.

Sir's latest assignment for me: write sentence exactly 50 times. If I make a mistake,

Sir is punishing me for being a dumb cunt [F]

Sir are my little boobies good enough for honouring them with your semen?

Sir told me to look for some interesting nipple clamps yesterday. So I did ;)

Sir loves silence when he first walks in the door. So I'm waiting patiently for him

Sir loves Batman and boobs, and asked for me to distract him at work... this is how

Sir waited all weekend for me!

Sir is making me post this as punishment for having an attitude (F)

For you, Sir. ?

Sir put up a toy hammock for me to put some of my stuffies!! :)

Sir wants to know if I'm obedient and (F)uckable? Also for girls :)

For you, sir.

Sir is trying out shibari for the first time, I think he did good! [F]

Sir, upon visiting my philanthropist friend Dr Brownlee Dipper, I noted the sheer

Sir, Although I have had the mains water for several years now, I confess to preferring

Sir keep me drooling for you

Sir, On a Thursday evening I invite local ladies to assist me in the science of photography.

Sir, A Gentleman's micturation is a troublesome and time consuming activity. One

Sir, I recently dismissed another maid for burning my breeches by placing them too

Sir, Traditionally, as head of the household, it would be myself who would punish

Sir, my Maid Peggy suggests that one day, Women might equally use bicycles. I countered

Sir, since losing my pianist to a falling cask of Armagnac (the dearer victim of

Sir, my staff have of late shirked several duties due to complaints of hysteria.

Sir, Visiting the colonies on a fact finding trip in search of restorative remedies

Sir, I found my staff in what appeared an act of Satanic devilry. My maid did explain

Sir sent me shopping today for new lingerie! I had so much [f]un and got into a little

Sir, my good friend Lord Presbury recently regaled me with tales of his trip to Bohemia,

Sir, upon ringing the servants bell for perhaps the twelfth time yet no response,

Am I too cute for porn?

Sir, you actually have to take your mask off; I’m gonna need to sit on your face

Sir, Staff are want to complain of low wage whilst enjoying the finery and splendor

Sir, My staff are housed in a small annexe within the East Wing many hundreds of

Sir, Lord Whortleberry did recently visit and invite me to a "very special festive

Sirs and Madames, I must humbly apologize for the earlier intrusion of advertisement

Sir,I to the West End to see a play of which there is great excitement within the

Sir had me use fork tines on my pussy lips and clit for 30 seconds every hour and

Sir, Lord Navelgaze, recently tasked with improving the insanitary conditions of

Sir, I into town in my carriage, where I saw a poor woman waiting for a tram in the

Sir, On advising the fairer sex upon bicycle riding, I observed that it is best avoided,

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