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I'm The Mom

YOU THINK YOUR TOUGH MOM???
AND THIS INCLUDES UR MOMS MFERS
YES MOM HIS PARENTS SAID OKAY! HE'S LIKE MY BEST FRIEND NOW MFER!
IANS MOM EVEN KISSEF MY FOREHEAD
ITS NOT FAIR I DID ALL MY HOMEWORK ALREADY AND JAKE'S MOM SAID HE COULD GO!!!!
JUST BECAUSE YOU MARRIED MY MOM DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE MY DAD!
[DAY 1] MOM TOOK AWAY MY F*CKE* COMPUTER PRIVILEGES SO I HAVE TO IMPROVISE MFER –sent
F*&% YOU MOM
HELL YEAH MOM
MY MOM SAW MY POST ON HERE AND SHES MAKING ME APOLIGIZE !!!!!!!
IM NOT EVEN THAT MEFFIN HUNGRY MOM
GRANMA! NO!!!!!!!! CHAZ AND MOM WERNT EVEN HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UGH I HATE WHEN MY MOM STOPS ME FROM H*CKING DESTROYING COMMUNISM!!!
GO AWAY MOM
COWABUNGA!!!!!!! MOM SAYS I CAN STAY UP T*L MIDNITE N AMMA BE LIKE....
JUST LET ME PLAY CSGO MOM
DAVE DOESNT GET ME LIKE MARX DOES MOM, GET OUT OF MY ROOM
THREE STRIKES AND UR OUT MOM!!!!!
CAN'T MAKE THIS SH*T UP: Arizona mom "deported," works for Soros!
MFING RACHEL STOP MAKING FUN OF ME IT'S MY MOM'S FAULT!!!
MY MOM IS GONNA KILL ME WHEN SHE FINDS OUT!!!
I LOVE AND RESPECT YOU MOM BUT ITS A TWO WAY STREET
MY MOM IS A DUMB B*WORD, SHE GETS IT WRONG EVERY TIME!!!!
1-PLY JUST USES UP MORE TP MOM!!!!!!
SUP MOTHER FATHERS I FOUND A BRO IN REAL LIFE AND HE DESERVES SOME PRAISE AWOOOOO
SRSLY MFERS IT ISNT COOL ANYMOR..MY MOM IS WORRIED AS FR*CK!!
IT ONLY SPINS FOR 3 MINUTES? THATS LONGER THAN I LASTED WITH YUOR MOM IN BED MFER
MY MF MOM GROUNDED ME F*R WEARING THIS TO CHURCH MFERS
COME ON MOM!!!!
FUCK YOU MOM
THIS MEME GOES TO MY HIGHLY APPRECIATED BOI JAKOB!!!!!!! IF YOUR MOM SEES THIS I
I JUST FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE WHEN MY MOM IS AVAILABLE TO PROTECT ME FROM SCARY MOVIES!!!!!/!/!
JESUS MOM, I'M SWEATING MY T*TS OFF!!!
IT'LL BE OVER IN FIVE MINUTES I SWEAR MOM
My mom said it's for safety.
HOW TF CAN YOU THINK THAT MOM!!??? BRYANS JUST A BADDA$$!!!
DONT FRICK WITH ME OR MY SHIRT OR MY MOM OR YOULL PAY MFERS
slip it in your step mom
MY MOM SAYS IT’S MY BEDTIME
LOVE YOU DAD BUT YOU MADE MOM CRY AND I CAN'T FORGIVE THAT AWOOOO!
I AM A REAL MC MOM
MY MOM TOLD ME SMOKING KILLS BUT MY COUSIN ON XBOX ONCE CALLED ME MEAN NAMES SO I
I DON'T NEED YOU MOM! I HAVE THE PACK!!!
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