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It's So Funny

I posted this in /r/funny with a joke about black or white with stripes and nobody
It's my pals birthday, so I made him a card (x-post from funny)
Girlfriend didn't know what pine nuts were. So I google image searched it. Nsfw
1st cake day post! - I was at planet K looking at some NSFW magazines. And this cat
How can I possibly refuse when you put it so eloquently, facebook?
I feel so bad for it.
That makes it so much better
It's not even funny so much as true
My bf knows my GRE goal scares me, so he found a way to make me laugh about it.
She was so proud. Then she hissed when I tried to take it away. (Possibly NSFW)
This is so wrong, but someone had to do it.
Funny didn't like it, so figured I'd try it here. Found at an antique shop, 1956.
So (f)ucking horny it's not even funny
My BF and I were having a random conversation in the car... I was curious as to what
I do not take credit for this, I just wanted to get it out there. So.....Happy Early
And so it begins...
Friend wanted to see it, so I made did a dangerous google search
Well played cards against humanity..... So I asked my GF to grab a couple cards to
He asked for it, so I delivered [NSFW]
The stall was broken.. so I had to do it.
Sorry it's been so long! post shower, waiting for my bf to come [f]uck me..
One of my friends at work asked me to make this so he could use it to pick on his
(NSFW) I left my To Do list on the dresser and my husband decided there was something
He wouldn't answer the phone so I had to resort to emoticons. It was harsh I know.
While our neighborhood slut is good-looking, it's disgusting how she just waits outside
So, [f]riends, it appears I've been photoshopped and posted on 9gag! Refer to linked
Found this on r/wtf and this immediately popped in my head. So of course I had to
Ireland vs Scotland .so it is true
Does this say "Naughty Elf"? Or "Naughty Ey"? Me and the other
NSFW , My dad asked me to clean the fence, so it could be painted....
[NSFW] So this happened during sketch it.
My picture kept getting falsely reported for nudity - So I censored it and got banned
[NSFW] I had to explain my sext to my SO, I thought it was self explanatory
A friend of mine sent me this picture and I just had to see it in action, so I gave
Idk why the first image had me laughing so hard. Then I realized it reminded me of
(NSFW) so just go with it
"I did it so slowly trying not to raise attention"
I won a giant dildo in a costume contest last night. I'm asexual, so I've been finding
We're having Ugly Christmas Sweater day here at work, but mine is literally NSFW...so
My nut-allergic sister accidentally drank almond milk today. It was a scare, so I'm
My girlfriend's nipple ring fell out and was lost, so she put a lego sword through
This girl gave me her ex-boyfriends unused fake dick for drug tests. I have no tests
Found a Pikachu and got so excited I had to show it off
So thicc & sexy that it's not even funny
The new night club is a pain to get into, but so worth it.
so wet it’s funny
It's funny that Jenna Coleman, being so petite, always makes me huge
It's funny how something as simple as getting a new mask in your favorite color can
So fucking horny it's not even funny