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Or how about just rage faces on breasts? (hubby might be a tad bit surprised when
when i was 8 or 9, "Humbug" was the first X-Files episode i saw and it
when hope is non-existent our instincts all scream run we never, turn our backs or
When my friend or I see posers while walking downtown. We get urges to do this.
When I ordered a small order of French fries, I did not expect this. [FIXED] or,
When cleaning the garage, be careful with the buzz saw, or you [m]ight go from a
When asked Obama or Romney I say neither… bot for Pedro!
When I browse NSFW or Gonewild
When a feminist wants to cause interest, desire or jealousy to a man, she has to
When it comes to being accepted by a Superior Man, every feminist needs to provide
When I reached back and spread (m)y asshole open (F)or him...
When people day junkies don't care about others or that we don't need naloxone, this
When the Young prince was finally born, everyone was mystified by his bat like eyes.
When a woman tells you she's strong and independent, she's not trying to tell you
When a NSFW post makes it to the front page with little or no comments...
When all you have to do at work is watch TV or play with yourself. Can you guess
When you post on Ladyboners and get no comments or PM's
when the fat fuck in line cant decide if he wants 20 chicken MCfuckit or 30.
When you can't avoid the RS "Girls" ingame... or in real life.
When in doubt, wear red... or nothing! [f]
When you can't spell your job title or employer's name properly.
When You're Too Lazy to Go to the Bathroom or Take a Shower
When she's ready [f]or it
When you're patiently waiting [f]or the d
When you can't vote for Hillary or Trump, vote Not Sure
When someone asked me if I consider myself skinny or atlethic I told them "Nah,
When someone asked me if I consider myself skinny or athletic I told them I consider
When our weird uncle asks if we want to see Goatse or Lemon Party, we have no idea
When kitten cooks [f]or me [OC]
When she's waiting [f]or you at home ?? she got a return picture..
When she's waiting (f)or me, she gets quite excited...
When you have an ~ass ton~ of student loans... make a deal here or kik @ SeeEmerson
When you only have one team and resources for one job and don't know whether to go
when her face is hidden, it's art or fashion
Or how about when I rub a weiner? :P
When Round One can't wait [f]or full nakedness
When we go for walks in the forest preserve she will dress like this and let her
When he asks what is [f]or dessert, you just push hi[m] down
When they provide the perfect blue up light in the floors...you gotta take a titty
When she noticed my tiny clit during our first intercourse, she gave me a choice-
When he’s away I can’t help but play reading all your comments. Makes me want
When you can't decide between fucking a bud or getting fucked by one so you do both.
When referring to years, an apostrophe is *not* needed. Correct: 1960s or '60s. Incorrect:
When you’re not sure if Cornell thinks you suck or if people think you’re gayer
Always bring your floatation devices when you play in the pool ?
When you go to some fancy club with a bunch of slutty girls you should really pay
when ur not sure if u want to suck my titties, or fucc my mouth first [oc]
When you are so outclassed you don't know whether to laugh or cry.
When no one ends up joining you (f)or your shower ?
When sis and I moved to the big city, we didn't have money for concerts, movies,
When I fall into the S̴̩̋P̶͈̎A̸̝̽C̶̦͂Ĕ̶̲ between worlds, is it better
When you are big tits lover and cannot decide if you like blondes or brunettes more
When she's spread, small tits or big tits are more than fine!
When I work out a lot I seem to lose my boobs. Do you have a preference? Toned and
When I work out a lot I seem to lose my boobs. Do you have a preference? Toned and
When eating these it’s either intense eye contact or none at all. Forgot to make
When we take a selfie, are we photographing the true self or merely creating an insubstantial,
When you pull out, do you want to finish on my feet or ass?
When you're ripping my clothes off, do you rip my glasses off or?
When we go to the gym, are we working out ?️‍♀️?? Or are we working out?

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