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tfw no gf
TFW you get tied up and jerked off by a bird
TFW there are no scanlations of the Cat & Dragon doujinshi series [Urekemo
TFW m2k
TFW a new B&M opened in my town
tfw you drop your Sexus
Tfw you get a new sweater ?
TFW I've realized that this knot in my hip flexor has been there for literally more
tfw the sub isnt about rn paul and dank mmes anymore
TFW You Hold a Trump Meetup & Most of the People Cuck Out & Mysteriously
TFW you can't maturbate cuz dick surgery, so instead you destroy your ass in a six-hour
tfw go from rock bottom to ok to rock bottom 30 times a day :^)
TFW The G's are the most dominant team in MLS so far this season.
Tfw you fell for the lenovorola meme
tfw last /too/ long in bed
TFW she yanks on your pants 'cause you're not shoving your cock in deep enough
tfw when you buy a slave, but you get the wrong one
TFW you get a little too excited about Making America Great Again...
TFW You watch again the opening and were like "Oh genius ... How I didn't payed
Tfw Marco dips deep
tfw you're in the middle of sex and you need to piss [Fairy Tail]
TFW a reddit comment hits so damn close to home, all you can do is break out the
TFW school starts up in a month, but there aren't any cute guys over there that will
tfw you recieve millions of dollars to reveal true facts to spooked people
#tfw you bring a new betta home
tfw you act like such a pervert that even a fictional character gets pissed off
TFW you request that John Conyers resign because you weren't one of the many woman
Tfw youve been on finasteride and spiro for 3 months and shave your chest for the
TFW ypu use your wish to go see the Ws and Nick Young barely plays
TFW taking nudes on the porch in full view of the neighbors
Tfw you (f)it both tits and ass in 1 shot!
Tfw.. You're terrible at painting nails and then this happens too! ??
tfw u successfully gank sidelanes but realize mid is feeding
tfw i don't own matching underwear
Tfw you get redshield and Rafael on the same couch
tfw foxy mistakes you for freddy and fucks you but you can't take the mask off #relatable
tfw you're a grower
tfw no gf to send my goofy ass nudes to
TFW the White cards feel bad for the Black cards
TFW You Don't Even Measure Up To a Banana
tfw when your dick is in good hands (and mouth)
Tfw the gut looks gross but the package looks ?... ?‍♂️
TFW you realize you've been excluded from the sex strike cuz you can't get pregnant
tfw it's summer but you look better in a swimsuit than all your girl friends
tfw you will never have a dullahan suck your dick while smothering you with her boobs
tfw you'll never meet a friendly humanoid cow with a supersoaker squirting milk straight
Tfw no big tiddy neko gf:)
Tfw you really need a daddy :((((((((
tfw when you want to be a baddie but you're a pink highlighter
tfw when my girl sends me dirty texts
TFW you love horses so much you also want to fuck them
TFW when she tells you she's sick and you come home early to check on her
Tfw you get so excited about planning a sexy surprise that you forget to remove the
TFW gym is closed
TFW she's stuck inside and horny
TFW your plug is gay so you don't bother sending this to convince him to come thru
TFW you go to urgent care concerned about a possible heart issue (because of feeling
TFW when your Reddit friend gets you riled up [35]
TFW You're too horny for your own good
TFW you get her naked for the first time <3

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