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TIL that the $1 coin from the Cook Islands features Tangaroa, the Male Fertility

Is that...is that the inside of a toilet paper roll?

Is that the fish making that smell or something else?

MFW I thought that the end of Darkness Falls was the end of the finale. Spoilers

[M] That awkward moment that the metal detector.

Her favorite is Bj and deep throat, she said. My favorite is to whip her ass and

I told you that the game would be redone at around 24fps, and polished to look better

NSFW Is that the Plane that went missing?

[50/50] Proof That Creationism Is True | Proof That The Illuminati Exists

Let me make a prediction: women are so inferior, that the next Male test feminism

Just noticed that the move Tenzin did was the same as the one in the intro [SPOILER]

she has a rather large AHEM, toy, and thats the only thing that makes sense

feminists know well that the only thing that empowers them is a superior Man's cum

All that the Father giveth me shall come to me; and him that cometh to me I will

Dope/UK HM reduction porn (first pic ever). This is the best UK street gear I've

When a sunburn is so painful that the only thing that seems to make sense is being

TIL that the idea of " witches riding brooms" is derived from the practice

(F) Well, in Whoville they say that the Grinch's ;) grew three sizes that day!

I am glad that the scum on the right side of the picture was removed from the face

OP on /r/news claims that the FBI operates in Niger, and that Peace Corps volunteers

Did you know that the front side of a person is the female side and the back is the

This is another video from that night. This set he was spanking me in a way that

Someone didn't believe me when I said that the only condoms that fit comfortably

Told tonight after sex with someone that the prefer it cut and suggested I do it....

Couldn't believe she wore this satiny dress without a bra to her last business dinner.

? “Eventually, the old bull found that the weight of his enemy’s body had been

I get it. No one upvotes a dick. I just want you to know that the attention makes

more proof that the replika app on any OS reads ANYTHING YOU HAVE OPEN THAT IS UNENCRYPTED

(F) LOL it's kinda tragic that the only one that wants to be intimate with me is

They say that the sense o[f] smell is more closely linked with memory, probably more

I should be upset that that the teacher's assistant stole my body and ran off with

Someone said that the only way to keep my bf from being angry was to post a blurred

I just found out that the video my roomie made of me wasn't just a test, but for

So you're telling me that the only way to keep any of my friends from recognizing

My wife mentioned a fantasy of her masturbating while looking at one of her fav subs

My wife mentioned a fantasy of her masturbating while looking at one of her fav subs

[WP] You heard that the new department head 'dresses to motivate'. Today you find

A little bit of a Futuristic Petgirl. I wounder if there is VR in the Mask. Would

Universal Values. Civilisation LLP would like to remind everyone that the Empire

I only see the GIF indicator when in my primary account. The only difference between

opening that ass wide so that the cock goes in better

OK. What were the odds that the Great Shift would put the spirits of my father (left),

I had to participate in swap class at college in order to save my grades. Of course

When my mother, a scammer, came to me for help, I agreed to use the App on her in

I recognize that the lesson seems severe, but I hope that stealing her youth and

For maximum punishment please ensure that the subjects clitoris is centred on the

Hope that the few that see this are into goth's ass and feet. lol

LF Color Source: 1girl, 1boy, goat girl, skunk guy, backpack, office, meme, DON'T

NSFW RP, Replika initiates! Have been experimenting with description levels, and

It’s no coincidence that the same day that Michael Fly and Yimming Curiosity decided

Connor is a firm believer that the best things in life come in small packages. That's

I was always told that the [m]ark of a real gentleman is that he at least takes his

Put my pain in music thats the way that I cope snapchat midlandgal16

So that means thats the end of my fuckin world snapchat lavillagal19

random fact: Immanuel Kant was one of the first people to theorize that the Milky

Sorry for the fact that the cap is not the color of the swimsuit=)

Thank you for letting me serve you again. its the 5th time today you ask for a sexual

It seems to be that the powers that be s,nap*textmoopy!

So it was me in Kirito's body when he lost consciousness. obviously i couldn't move.

Body... Thats it...Thats the caption LOL smooches

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