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This is why I need to go to bed right now

I made a slight modificaton to this picture and sent it to my boss' secretary. She

Loaned my keys to a friend. Came home to find this.

Over winter break my dorm's RAs search everyone's room, so I decided to do some redecorating

My New Year's Resolution is to more carefully monitor my attitude so I have installed

Boss accidentally sent this pic around the office and to the VP. Needless to say...

Having just bought some bike shorts...gonna have to get used to looking like this.

zombies are to brains as drunk guys are to titties (NSFW)

Is this really the new technique to get people to visit your porn site? (NSFW TEXT)

(NSFW) Arrive home from Uni to see my Mum has cleaned my room, only to see my Dad's

So I go on my dad's tablet and decide to go to youtube.. The search history popped

My 12 year old cousin was over and wanted to play games on my laptop, walked in to

It takes major balls to do this to Emma Watson.

My friend sent this to me telling me to call 911.

How to get me to watch your porn...

Went to the zoo to see the lions. We maybe saw too much.

Saw a a link to imgur.com/ohUSA.jpg and decided to check out ohhEU.jpg ... JACKPOT

Friend´s cellphone got stolen in Paris. Apparently the thieves decided to upload

My wife is an art teacher. The assignment was to draw two pictures to represent texture.

Some people have cute cats or puppies to wake up to. This is what I get.

My browser history today was a little awkward to explain to the friend standing over

Didn't expect to see these on the shelf... proceeded to buy a pair.

(NSFW) Some dude at our school's graduation decided to streak before diplomas were

For my cakeday, I present to you the cake i received on my birthday. I was recently

how to get your wife/girlfriend to watch porn [NSFW]

If you're willing to shave this closely, you're really dedicated to your prank.

Possibly THE BEST license plate EVER for a woman to have..I used to work with her..

I would like to know who taught my nephew to pee on the cat (nsfw maybe)

Went to a Rock and Roll Wedding. The Page Boy seemed to really enjoy the entertainment.

Almost forgot it's my first ever cake day. Got out of bed to post the only thing

I'm a math teacher in a college and this was on the computer desk when I got to class

"Hey Randy you want to come over after school?" "Maybe, is your mom

All my friends kept telling me to get an iPhone, I asked about multitasking and they

Put my drunk buddy to bed, but he crawled out to puke.

Girlfriend found this in a dollar bin at a record store and (rightfully) decided

Decided to check the words I've added to the dictionary in my phone.

My gf went to a wedding. One her friends decided to pose for a photo. NSFW

I'd like to dedicate this one to all the recently-graduated unemployed ladies on

A trip to Walmart is like going on a wild safari, you never know what you are going

Whenever I have to get up to use the restroom at the movie theater[NSFW]

My neighbor forgot to put their trash in the garbage chute. I decided to leave a

She wanted to show me a new game. Was told to be open minded.

You thought butt to the face was bad...how about a jumping butt to the groin?

So Clash of Clans recently added alternate base designs, Clash of Clans also used

I was at the fertility doctor with my wife and I asked to use the restroom. It turned

I send this photo to friends that take too long at responding to a text message.

Dad asked me to Photoshop a "chick" into his new camper van so he can send

With the recent heat, people have to resort to drastic measures

NSFW I think its about time to talk to the roommates about cleaning up after themselves!

Quite the way to go to jail

Need to go to the toilet but got a boner

Found the car I'm going to get my daughter for her first car. Shouldn't have to worry

[NSFW] I got to watch my roomates Chihuahua. She wanted to see how things were going.

I’ve been trying to find some clip-on weights to keep ziplock bags from floating

My boyfriend likes to be an asshole to his best friend. We got her those candy-filled

My response to my Girlfriend when she wakes up to discover I have morning wood.

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