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This is why I need to go to bed right now
I made a slight modificaton to this picture and sent it to my boss' secretary. She
Loaned my keys to a friend. Came home to find this.
My New Year's Resolution is to more carefully monitor my attitude so I have installed
How to get a guy to smile for a picture [NSFW]
Just Spent Three Weeks Traveling With Family, Little to No Privacy the Entire Trip.
Having just bought some bike shorts...gonna have to get used to looking like this.
AdBlock swaps your ads for pictures of cats for April Fool's Day. So Naturally I
zombies are to brains as drunk guys are to titties (NSFW)
Why I should never have taught my Dad how to text, he sends this kind of stuff to
On my Reddit birthday, I'd like to share with you the bracelet I bought in a drunken
A nice exhibit to take a first date to.
Is this really the new technique to get people to visit your porn site? (NSFW TEXT)
(NSFW) Arrive home from Uni to see my Mum has cleaned my room, only to see my Dad's
Probably NOT the best item to have in a picture of an apartment you are trying to
Woke up to my brother laughing, wasted, and attempting to build a pillow fort. Half-naked/half-nsfw.
My 12 year old cousin was over and wanted to play games on my laptop, walked in to
In Binary, it's not uncommon for two zeros to end up next to eachother
How to get me to watch your porn...
Found this on my friends (fb) page. I have to do this to someone! NSFW (kinda)
So i decided to check my spam email, seems legit to me
Saw a a link to imgur.com/ohUSA.jpg and decided to check out ohhEU.jpg ... JACKPOT
My response when a friend asked to take down a photo after he did the same thing
Some people have cute cats or puppies to wake up to. This is what I get.
My browser history today was a little awkward to explain to the friend standing over
Didn't expect to see these on the shelf... proceeded to buy a pair.
Best Photobomb ever? Or an excuse to get tits to the front page? (NSFW)
(NSFW) Some dude at our school's graduation decided to streak before diplomas were
If you're willing to shave this closely, you're really dedicated to your prank.
Possibly THE BEST license plate EVER for a woman to have..I used to work with her..
My mom decided to make this last night "to see if she could."
Found an add-on that changes all the pictures on a website to pictures of Ryan Gosling.
Went to a Rock and Roll Wedding. The Page Boy seemed to really enjoy the entertainment.
Not sure if happy to get photo taken.. or just happy to see me (NSFW)
All my friends kept telling me to get an iPhone, I asked about multitasking and they
Put my drunk buddy to bed, but he crawled out to puke.
I run a kitchen. I have employees. I stopped at work last night to grab a bite &
Decided to check the words I've added to the dictionary in my phone.
My neighbor forgot to put their trash in the garbage chute. I decided to leave a
Never ask me to send mail to you. NSFW
She wanted to show me a new game. Was told to be open minded.
A good friend of mine is braving the cold wearing only his underware for a day in
Was in a clinic being treated for my Bipolar and after getting discharged they gave
Got this in the mail today. Giving to a friend who likes to draw... things.
Superbowl Sharks dancing was due to fatigue, this shows what he was doing prior to
I was at the fertility doctor with my wife and I asked to use the restroom. It turned
Dad asked me to Photoshop a "chick" into his new camper van so he can send
I'm going to have to change my vacation plans [NSFW]
Girlfriend went to Prague, joked to her she should find chocolate dicks i found on
My mum is a reception teacher and her kids had the task of bringing in something
So my Air Canada flight to London took an interesting approach to the airport this
[NSFW?] My friend's brother goes to Colorado, gets to see some of the greatest natural
When your teacher refuses to let you go to the bathroom
Found the car I'm going to get my daughter for her first car. Shouldn't have to worry
It took me longer than I'd like to admit to figure out this was a picture of the
[NSFW] I got to watch my roomates Chihuahua. She wanted to see how things were going.
We need to bring some excitement to the bedroom? Say no more.
My boyfriend likes to be an asshole to his best friend. We got her those candy-filled
NSFW I think... but I give to you, The Office chair. Brought to you by, Amazon search.
My response to my Girlfriend when she wakes up to discover I have morning wood.

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