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Was feeling confident at the bar last night, went to take a piss, then looked at
Was searching google for the Reddit Alien riding Narwhal Upvote GIF, was not disappointed.
Was on imgur typing in random 5 letter words had to post this ridiculous porn gif
Was this what Zachary Smith was thinking...?
Was doing homework until I found out there was a /r/katyperry. Slighty [nsfw]
Was told I was girthy (M)
Was going to open up a new tab earlier and go to reddit through the 'most visited'
Was not a banana, he was just happy to see me! ( my first post!)
Was looking up crotch rockets, Reddit gave me a result that was very amusing. NSFW
Was watching through a particularly sad moment in Bioshock Infinite, when a strange
Was shopping for lingerie on amazon when I noticed something was missing. [NSFW]
Was going through old pictures and found this. We were dissecting a cat in anatomy
Was taking pictures of milk droplets. Needless to say it was excited to see me.
Was told this was a better picture (f)or the re one
Was driving past the "Clock" restaurant. I guess this was that night's
Was watching Huell Howser on KCET...I can tell Tom LaBonge was getting a bit excited
was working on div and was wondering what these flashy rainbow gloves name are and
Was watching Jerry Springer. This guy's reaction to boons was priceless.
Was wondering if gonewildplus was thirsty? (m)
Was wondering if this was possible?
Was there a scene from LOTR that was cut that I haven't seen?
Was about to cu(m)...Then I woke up. Was very stiff.
Was listening to Pokemon themed trap when I took this, it was aweso[m]e
Was playing Dying Light and got up to get water, realized how I would dream about
Was wondering if there was roo[m] for a bi 18 y/o on this subreddit? PMs are appreciated~
Was highly upset when I confirmed the spoiler posted 2 days before release was true
Was sent this lovely snap of my station after leaving work for the day. I think I'd
Was making a chimney, then I noticed is was a...
Was showing my friend a photo of my roomies, my torch was mistaken for a dildo. We
Was tricked that (spoiler) was going to returned.
Was going to play video games, but the living room was e[m]pty...
Was casually taking pics and got semi hard during a photo lmao and this was the result,
Was hearing her album and my cock started craving for some celebs. Thought it was
Was a reedit user from what I have found. What was her user?
Was... Was he right?
Was testing a TV and this was on.
Was 100% caught taking this. The farmer didn't (m)ind though, probably because I
Was That a Titty Flash? If It Was I Missed It. Dang!
Was playing STRIP TONK with my lil milf bitch from Ohio and this what she dealt me!
Was it a little cold or was I a little turned onP. I'm looking for someone meet me
Was stroking my cock at a park n ride This older Latina grandma was parked by me
Was It All Just A Dream Was It Ever In My Reach snapchat viennasugar2
Was sent this while at work, I work away ogten so I was persuaded to have a local
Was on my knees and loved the way my ass was looking!
Was told today was flex Friday
Was super nervous to take this in a trail... but if it makes just 1 person hard,
Was having fun and thought this was a great shot