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When. You

You know you have a foot fetish: when you find a random picture for school research
When you envision "Old british lady" do you say "Damn she might have
When you wake~n~bake and realize you ate all the Lucky Charms the last time you got
When you're done licking my shoes clean you can go ahead and hump my leg like the
You le[f]t your acct logged in...see you when you get home ;)
You know you are an aquarist when you see this picture and can only think what a
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better
You always wondered why they chuckled when you said.. Let her know anything you need......
You know you're in a classy joint when you can take a piss whilst reading the Kamasutra
When you're a dad you don't get a lot of alone time...I wanted to share some of mine
When you die after finishing an intense boss fight and you realize you forgot to
When you look so good you wish you could do yourself
When you end up with (m)ore lipstick on your chin and his cock than on your lips,
When you get home all I want is for you to jump on me and wrestle my cock inside
When you and your SO get in that fight where you boil over and just spout all the
When you work on a Saturday, you take bathroom pics. It's what you do!
When you're single and have to ask a (f)riend to help you find out what you look
You know you're a true slut when you use cock to hide your face in naughty pics!
You so fuckin' precious when you smile. Hit it from the back and drive you wild.
When you tell your man you need more dick... this is what you mean.
When you get captured by orcs and you're too weak to breed and too ugly to become
You think you sound silly when you call my name, but I hear it inside my head all
When you spank Alia's ass in public and she looks at you like this. What do you do?
When you’re hanging with her ex and he shows you videos you’ve never seen before.
When you're pleading with your body to let you cum like you did pre-hrt.
You know it’s a good weekend when you lose track o[f] how many times you’ve cum
You know you need bigger toys, when you take your 7.5in dildo and use it as a buttplug
When you know you're in trouble with the boss, but you don't care....
When you can't tell people at work why you know the model from a article they sent
You're not you when you're hungry. Here, have some cock! ?
When you’re horny enough you don’t care who may recognize you .. (f) might delete
When you make a silly face cuz you didn't wear a bikini and realized you can't compete
You know you’re sick when you can’t stand for the whole of your second favourite
You know you've lucked out when you bring a girl like this back to the hotel (AIC)
When you don't have a boy to fuck you, you have to take care of it yourself ?
When you've got Jelena Jensen and Aria Giovanni, you know you bought the right boat
When you're travelling where you came from, there's a lot of people around and you
When you girl you like send you pics like this it's hard to know whether or not to
When you go to copy a pose you think you re[m]ember... oops!
When you see this face you know you and your butt hole are in for a long night and
You know you've got a good one when you can tell each other your fantasies. [bondage]
When you see how good somebody looks bent over and you just cant get it out of your
You never know whats going on around you when you park up at the grocery store
When you're that desperate for dick in quarantine that you let your brother ass[f]uck
You knew now she was 18 your daughter Maddie Ziegler was going to being getting a
When you first started dating Jessica Nigri she told you she was totally straight
When you got home and saw him, you knew your roommate wanted you on your knees.
When you love what you do you’ll never work a day in your life [fm]
You know you're addicted when you're excited for a new bathroom's suction cup toy
You can't have fun when you're dead....or can you?
When you should be studying but instead you are playing around with your pens (2.0)...
You work so hard all day, I’ll be on my knees waiting to relieve you when you walk
You see me waiting on the bed like this when you come in, does it convince you to

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