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When you know your ex will be coming to the pool party...
When your friends mother accidentaly use Facebooks "upload your day" feature.
When I look out the window..
When she say she out to lunch with her friends
when you're pregnant but you need to be beach body ready by the weekend
When you sleep naked and wake up to that porn star light.... [f]
When you don't know how to pronounce someone's name
When you play your videogames just right.
When you overtake so many cars you forget its a two-way street
When you also have to be the dad of the house.
When it snows in Portland.
When the pension check gets raised a few rubles
When the debate is over slander becomes the tool for the loser
When you get a whiteboard for your room...
When your sister Sent Nudes
When it's so hot even the bikini is too much to wear ?
when i stopped cutting, Watercolor, 11x13"
When you're too tired to explain twice that you don't want to sext
When my wife says she doesn't feel like making dinner
When you just can't stop thinking about your [f]avorite pen pal.
When the kids are napping, I often wish I had a neighbor who could come right over
When I'm out and about during the day...I secretly hope some guy recognizes me from
When you hear the shooter was a white American
When you'd rather post here than sleep [f]
When she gives you that look
When I get into a heated argument in the comment section of someone's post. Leaving
When you find the phone full of nudes you thought you lost…
When your kill streak gets interrupted.
When boys help you choose your clothes
When your face has a built-in Halloween costume
When (f)amily’s in town...gotta sneak a quick pic in the bathroom ?
When my horniness interrupts my yoga (f) ?
When you a 40 y/o virgin..
When you don't have time to clean up before taking a pic just throw a sheet over
When I was 18, I had the body of a 12 year old. I prob still do but hey at least
When she is not sure about using a condom
When everyone you know is in a relationship and you will be forever alone, but you
When gaming in real life
When your sideboob pokes out farther than your hips...
When my friends ask me what I'm doing after class... [oc]
When they are suddenly out in the open
When you're trying to take a selfie but your nipple wants to join in as well...
When the flight is too long
When Xmas decoration goes to far.
when i cut my hair [f]
When historians see any form of inaccuracy on something that is supposed to be a
When browsing hentai
When life gives you lemons
When she wants cuddle.
When I meet someone new, I like to wonder if they've seen me naked already.
When are you gonna stop staring?
When you've run out of creative gif ideas ?
When life gives you lemons...you cum all over them [F]?
When your waifu likes to flash her boobies in public
when i say i like working out, this is what i mean! squats are more fun this way
When the elevator is occupied
When an idea really settles on your mind
When I wear this skirt, and move like that, you know it’s breeding time.

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