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When I Say

when girls say they dont... slightly nsfw
When someone says to dance erotically.
When Dolan says "Eat me, Gooby", he means it.
When you say "hot Katy Perry" this is the first image I see
When people say, "If you don't have anything to hide you shouldn't have anything
When bae says he ate a pineapple today but you realize he's a damn liar
When Bae says she want turkey (NSFW)
When people say they don't like my picture
When she says no but you don't stop
When someone says "I'd totally buy a t-shirt with moose making love" you
When bae says, "You could never replace me"
When bae says stop playing but you need to carry to get the x2 [NSFW]
WHEN SOMEONE SAYS YOUR JOKE LOUDER THAN YOU AND GETS ALL THE CREDIT
When she say shes pregnant
When Newman says AOL
When someone says "ok boomer" but I'm Gen X
When people say my pronouns are "preferred"
When he says he’s got Coronavirus but you still wanna peg
When i say it's tight.. I mean it
When you say you're hungry and she does this. She is about to make you one hell of
When you say, “Look at me while I’m talking to you.” ? [OC]
when she says she's wet
When you say you can't cum over, i text you this to change your mind ?
When I say my dick is hard bro...
When he says his wife is coming home but you give no fucks - more of CheatingCaptions
When he says his wife is coming home but you give no fucks - more of CheatingCaptions
When they say "Takeout for dinner" what do you take out?
When she says she like the outdoors. Like me ? I'm waiting for you on makefastdate.com
When I say I'm gonna take a nap, it means I'm gonna go on my computer for three hours.
When I say I'm gonna take a nap, it means I'm gonna go on my computer for three hours.
When daddy says send me a titty drop, baby sends one. Meet my slut
When she say Netflix and chill. I'm looking for a partner, follow the instructions
When they say, “it’s cute”. Better to embrace it.
When he says you are aQbit too fat
When she says:"Ooh Sweetie!"
When he says your his slut. ??
When I say choke me daddy, I mean this
When you say I'm the only one s.nap=fustyplus!
When I say I'm all legs, it's no lie. [F] 5'10" ❣️
When she says open up

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