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When When When!!!!

When you know your ex will be coming to the pool party...
When tea-bagging gets taken too far.
When your Girlfriend isn't home but her Mom is..
When I mention Bernie Sanders on Reddit.
When your 10 year old son starts puberty... [slightly NSFW]
When you need 2 bitches to carry your huge dick
When being the third wheel goes too far.
When you squeeze your makeup out and this appears
When a borderline post gets flagged as NSFW
When feminists are doing their thing I just go to my safe space
When you running for president of US and there is muslim attack in Belgium
When your parents won't let you out because your outfit is too revealing.
When people tell me I can't judge a movie before it comes out
When you're white but you stole your first bike
when you're pregnant but you need to be beach body ready by the weekend
When you're browsing tumblr but you disconnect and you have to reset the wifi downstairs
When you get so drunk at a festival that you pass out and your mates draw a Blastoise
When you get tired using kids as mascots...
when you subcontract out the work
When life gives you sunburn, you get skin pockets.
When they say you're not a real muslim
When you run into your ex on the street
When you just can't hold it any longer. (NSFW)
When your wife posts your search history on fb
When someone admits they are a girl on the internet
When your lips, nipples and pussy all match. Think pink ;) [f]
When she does this, you know its about to be on...
When you play your videogames just right.
When you shave your balls
When I think about Black Lives Matter blocking the freeways
When your girlfriend's friend does some shit you ain't ready to handle
When A Real MILF Comes and Fucks You, You Feel It
When you had big stuff planned but didn't turn out the way you wanted it to be...
When you try to be cute and fail
When life gives you melons.. share that shit on reddit?! (OC)
When OP delivers
When Tinder delivers...
When (f)amily’s in town...gotta sneak a quick pic in the bathroom ?
When you have 36Js it's hard to find a really cute Bikini top that fits, but I think
When the pussy too good.
When the maid wants to clean you instead of the garden
When he’s a little inexperienced in bed
When ass is life
When your big tiddy goth GF gets angry at you, and turns into a dragon, just regular
When hubby works from home, I get to be his secretary. ?
When you drive in the 1st person mode for the first time
When life gives you lemons
When you find out you have kinky neighbors
When you realize that you live in the same neighborhood as an online cam girl...
When the line for coffee takes forever, I take boob pics [IMG]
When someone cuts you off in traffic
When he hits the spot just right ? (Laosmut/Laovaan aka @laosmut)
When two hot moms get together and live out their bi curious fantasies...
when dedication meets a DICK
When I enter a room I like to think people notice my ass first
When you arrived with gf at the car wash and ordered an extra service
When we go out we like to have a different type of fun ? [gif]
When in doubt go with D
When you're late to meet friends cause you were masturbating ?
When I wear this skirt, and move like that, you know it’s breeding time.

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