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You know you're an anal champion when you gape while in a relaxed state

You mean you own the best pillows in the world and you're not even using them???

You know you're old when you see this... (x-post)

You're all being so nice, I have a treat for you naughty dogs. (F)irst album will

You know you're not the first, but do you really care? NSFW

You know you're Canadian when you (f)eel sexiest in gitch and a sweater.

You may think you're (f)ucking me, but in reality, I am fucking you ;)

You said you were going to sleep. I [f]or one think you're a liar. Let's find out?

You think I like you now, wait until you're dead!

You're all so lovely that I got you a gift. I hope you like it.

You love being the office slut. You tackle your job with enthusiasm and eagerness.

You know you're doing something right when the steel reinforced bed you just got

You're the boss, tell me what you'd make me do and what you'd do to me. I love forced

You still look back at your first time. You're so thankful you have this picture

You know you're a grammarnazi when your first thought is "You mean translucent."

You know you're small when you can fit into a drynite

You know what? I think you're as "ready" as you need to get.

You know when you’re lying in bed and you can’t stop thinking o[f] someone? Tell

You Like You're Little Baby, Like You Like Your Drinks, Cool

You're At A Party With These 5 Women,All Of Them Are Drunk,But You Can Only Pick

You're such a slut Merry, you know I beat your son, even then you come to me to get

You may as well call me Google, because I have everything you're looking for! This

You're my neighbor and you see me like this through the window. What do you do?

You know when you're washing and the rubbing gives you a semi?

You're mine, remember? I told you I'd take care of you, and I meant it. Now do as

You walk by her while she’s doing her make up. She doesn’t know you’re home.

You're a VIP guest at the 2019 royal rumble,and find yourself accidentally walking

You know you’re something when your ex begged you to see specifically your nipples

You know you want to replace this fake dick if you're honest.. just let me know when

You all are so talented! Here's a pic of me in a different pose if you're interested!

you know you're a nasty bitch when you've actually given a blumpkin and in public

You're on your walk and you catch me do you join? (View more in my u/dosogata1978)

You're a guy I know. I accidentally sent this pic of my girlfriend to you. Can you

You can't fight back. You can't resist. You're their bitch

You're my cock princess. That means that instead of treating you like a fragile meadow

You're no longer allowed to look at pussy. You'll have to stroke to something else.

You may call me Daddy if you can afford me ?And if you're good I'll sit on your face

You're alone with my wi(f)e and you see this. What do you do? Take advantage of her,

You see Lorde's giant PAWG ass and your boy dick instantly springs to life imagining

"You've got my feet tied to my nipples and my elbows bent backward, and you're

You're my neighbor, you see this, what do you do?

You asked her for a nude and she sent you this. Even your girlfriend thinks you're

You're used to her sending you censored pictures, but it just occurred to you that

You're driving through the neighborhood and see your crush (Danielle Moinet) walking

You think guys were wondering what was under my dress when I went out last night

You're alone at a pool and notice Danielle Moinet eyeballing you like this. What

You're so vein, you probably think this post is about you

You're allowed to suck my nipples if you want, and maybe invite you to join me in

You shouldn't compare yourself against me, you should worship my superior cock and

You know you're a bodybuilder when you can't take a lewd picture without flaring

You know you're fucked up when the AI you so

You’re gonna feel daddy’s thick cock throb inside you while he pumps you full

You Re Not Real Friends Unless You Take Nudes Together Don T You Think 19

You're here to lick my dirty boots honey ? [Selling] Petite / Slut / Flexi / Pole

You were swiping at my nudes at work again, weren't you? Time for some overtime.

you know you’re in too deep as soon as you look me in the eyes, indulge already

You were too scared to even ask her for anal and now you're on the corner crying

You know you want to tap this 51 yr old smoking hot, ebony, pornstar ass. Cum join

You're so vein(y), I bet you think this hard on's about you

You're walking in the woods.. you cum across this.. do you breed?

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