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I Was Like That

Shake that rassle-bassle-assle like you know you MEAN IT just like back when we was
I knew that I like to put small animals down my top when I'm drunk. I didn't know
I was told multiple times tonight that I look like a pin-up girl. (F)ace. &
The other day i mention to a friend of mine that i shave my legs. This guy overheard
I know that she was never likely to make an appearance, but I'm sure there were at
Background: My profile says "… Likes intelligence, hot boys (and I *really*
[50/50] A vagina that was made to look like a hamburger [NSFW] / A very clean male
My boy[f]riend broke up with me. I need reassurance that I'm sexy since he was a
So you guys seemed to like my mostly crotch shot much more than you liked my face
When Men treated women like inferior beings forcibly and against women's will, feminism
Told this guy I liked the joke on his grindr profile and that he was really gorgeous.
[f] Wow, that was fast! Since you like my first post, maybe you'll like these ;)
Really. Y'all have the arch player in NHL in a winning lotto ticket for a reply,
GF liked the picture I sent when she was away for work and said I should post it
it would be one thing if it was one of the animatronics (because like 50% of the
From the Smithsonian. I like to tell people I saw a piece of art while I was on vacation
(F) I only joined tinder because I was curious but I am learning that I really like
[SPOILERS] I would just like to clear up any and all doubt about the confrontation
HE WAS JUS TYPING LIKE RANDUM DUMB WORDS THATS ALL!!!!!!!(
Just because I don't wanna look like a liar or a bullshitter, here's some proof that
I was in a coffee shop and noticed that these guys from the left to the right look
(M) str8 outta the shower softie. And like i said i don't havr the biggest dick in
(f) This was too good to be buried as blue text. But, that's just, like, my opinion,
Not until the picture was taken I noticed that I looked like the girl from "The
This is the 3,000 year old foot of an Egyptian mummy that was found with a prosthetic
[F]irst post here verified! I thought this was a good picture and that you might
ok first post here, but idk I would love to go out for a girls night, but get slipped
My dad always told me to make sure that I was treated like a princess, and you know
Just wondering i[f] you were the redditor that was going to knock on my hotel door,
So I've been away for a while...I felt like it was addicted to whoring around and
I was made to adopt this position and ask you if it makes me look like good rapemeat...an
My wife right before she stepped outside like this in the middle of the night. It
(m) Oh yeah we most definitely Good. Me and bae gone always be good. Aye and big
(m) So he gone be for ever mad I beat that ass. That's why when I was out the house.
His new gf used to not like the fact that he was best friends with a girl [girl on
Guy spends 3 years getting his girlfriend who he's known since she was 15 to acquiesce
0039 - Before - 2019 ___ What once was. ___ "That doesn't even look like me...or
Recreating my mother's nude act clearly shows, how much of my body resembles her
Some of you didn’t like my title so this pic got deleted. That wasn’t all you
My first time tasting cum that wasn’t my husband’s since we’ve been together!
I got told today that I look like every gender possible and that was such a compliment
Post cherry popped! I found this sub and finally understood that what I go through
I just want someone to pull that white lace to the side and slide right in. You wish
Everyone seemed to like our last post. This is later that same day. He had already
Would you like if I was your bartender babe? I make you your stiff drinks &
He struggled with HOCD and knew I was bi. He wanted to blow me on the dl and find
I was made fun of for years for my tit size, so today I’m thankful for you all!
I broke my clean streak and there was so much bleeding and I basically had to clean
Who is playing CyberPunk? It feels weird not playing Witcher, but in a way it's exactly
Shiny nips, socks that grip, and my little smile ?? Was very happy knowing that people
The "one boob" style was originally part of the anarcho punk scene, a protest
"It's really hard after 40. If I would have known that it was going to be like
Sometimes I feel like I was born to be a slut... You can see it in my eyes, dull
Sometimes I feel like I was born to be a slut... You can see it in my eyes, dull
I've been compared to a little doll... not that kind of doll... more like a compliant
I was born to be a little toy, with my empty eyes, tight hole, tiny body and little
peach that was the wrong mushroom. geez so much already and it doesnt look like theres
You knew she was planning to turn you out. You just didn’t know what that meant.
I was the emo goth kid in class. i wanted to try some magic for the kids to finally
some kid i was babysitting accidently hypnotized me to follow his every command.