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he said i could lose a few pounds, i said [f]uck off
He's the runt, they said. He's been abandoned, they said. Let me tell you something:
"Let's go to the finals", he said. "Okay", she said.
Set them (f)ree they said, you'll get comments and PMs they said...
Get a job doing something you love they said... Your work will be enjoyable they
My ex said she hates her tits and said you could be the judge. So [f]olks?
"I'm not gonna be one of THOSE moms" she said. "No poop or barf on
Come on Rumba Rapids they said. It will be fun they said...
M girl(f)riend said i could post this. She didn't think I would. GW said you guys
Roomate walked into my room after shooting up and said "I think something was
Well... (m)y bestfriend said her bf could take the condom of(f) :) he said it feels
Make guacamole at home they said, it'll be easy they said....
Showed my friend this pic (of my ass) and said it was of a girl. He said "she"
The truth of the assertion "women are inferior" is relative to context
Post more pix they said. To the (f)ront page you go, they said
TIL: Before kids said 'Tits out for the boys' in clubs, they said 'DANK MEMES FOR
Take Pictures she said. Fist me more she said.
She said he said Izod
She said yes. I said wow
Work from home they said, you'll be productive they said...
Show your (f)eet, they said. It'll be fun, they said. Just a little tease. Am I doing
[f] daddy said to show you my pussy. My pussy is jusr for his cock, but he said anyone
Like I said before. The game of shadow in my face would be posted in here, never
I went on a date with a guy I met at work. He said he had a present for me. It was
Friend said she shared with a few other guys, said I'd share with a few more
My friend said she wanted a gangbang for her birthday. She said she was just joking.
My Best Guy Friend Told Me a Dirty Joke Today said I Looked Very Fertile. He said
skip the panties they said, It'll be fun they said
When my friend called me for a favor, of course I said yes. Next thing I know I wake
"im getting better at this" i said grinning as i looked around her apartment,
"this is better" i said looking down at my new body "good choice of
"uh.. uh what the hell's happening" I said confused as the girl I just
"Mom!! Why did you possess my stacy again" i said as i saw stacy's body
Wash a lot they said, oh wait, they said hands, didn't they - oops (f)
"nu uh im not giving it back" I said from my new body "I like your
"Why did i have to shapeshift into this girl again" he said from his new
"wait.. where am i" i said as the sun flooded my vision, one moment i was
[Mind alteration #2/4] "I like you way more like this, here ill let you enjoy
"this isn't funny" i said to my friend as he pushed me into the barmaid
"Well," Ron said finally, looking up at Harry. "How was it?"
She said, hi and I said, hello
“Fucking is not an adequate name for what we just did there,' Irene said. 'We need
Bend over and arch your back they said. It'll be fun they said ?
"I've got a surprise for you," she said. "Get on all fours,"
"You basterd, you said you wouldn't use the remote" Clarice said, though
"Give her human growth hormones, you said! It'll make her fill out and get all
When he'd said "post blowjob" she'd thought he meant "after the blowjob"

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