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Who Needs You

Who needs kittens when you can look at cans like these?
Who needs a real cat when you've got these? [NSFW]
Who needs sex when life fucks you everyday?
Who needs a six pack when you got red undies lol
who needs pants when you have knee socks on?
Who needs a shirt when you got boobs?
Who needs a pocketful of money when you've got a pocketful of cock???
Who needs tits when you got an ass like this?
Who needs clothes when you have hands?
Who needs a title when you have boobs! [F]
Who needs the Holy Roman Empire when you have the Holy Frankish Empire?
Who needs body armor when you have drills?
Who says you need to be skinny to do yoga?
Who needs clothes when you're in the mountains
Who needs a dishwasher when you have a wife
Who needs a parachute when you don't give a flying fuck. - by DelusionalLlama
Who needs shorts when you have gold shoes! [F]
Who needs the right to drive a car when you can skate instead.
Who needs big boobs when you're as hot and sexy as Lucy Liu!
who needs your own clothes when you have boys clothes to wear.
Who wants some of this tonight? Just going to need you to bend over...
Who needs Halloween when you can celebrate Christmas early?
Who needs makeup when you have snapchat
Who needs a Valentine when you have a heart-shaped ass like this?
Who Needs Lube When You Have a Cuck?
Who needs a heavy bag when you got these!?
Who needs a snack when you can have a whole meal?
Who needs underwear when you got a diaper on instead!
Who needs clothes when you're working out alone late at night?
Who needs a rope when you can bind someone with their own panties?
Who needs a halloween costume when you have a monster in your pants?
Who needs a halloween costume when you have a monster in your pants?
Who needs a halloween costume when you have a spooky monster in your pants ?
Who needs a halloween costume when you have a spooky monster in your pants ?
Who needs a halloween costume when you have a spooky monster in your pants ?
Who needs to be fed? You better be very hungry.
Who needs to be fed? You better be very hungry.
Who needs to go to sleep, when I got you next to me?
Who needs bright ass christmas lights when you just have a bright ass :p
Who needs tits when you have an ass like this?
Who needs air when you can have coXk ?
who needs a bra when you have nice pierced nipples to show to the world?

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