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Being A Kid

I used to be a fat kid that listened to Korn.
I better call the kids and tell 'em I'll be home late...
So, I had I kid 8 weeks ago, my friends say I look good but I feel as if they are
NERVOUS, BE GENTLE, ETC. Just kidding, it's my puss for [f]ucks sake.
My sisters kids made a shopping list.(May be NSFW)
She says "be careful...you'll shoot your eye out kid"
Wife and kids are away.. I finally have an entire evening home alone! This is how
Anon tells his story of being an alpha kid
You've got to be kidding me. Last Stage of the fight..(Spoilers)
That kids got to be at least 5 years old
[f] not sure how this will do. Husband thinks I'm good looking, and after three kids
I used to compete, stopped to have kids (3 of them to be exact), now I'm getting
[NSFW] Kid in my welding class tried to be sneaky and watch porn
[f]39 3 kids need some motivation PLEASE be honest
The kids should be black
To anyone that is shy. I used to be really shy as a kid, but not anymore as I focused
Disgusting. Typical racist white mail and asian women, who accepts the racism. just
Im a real estate photographer. This was in a kids room in a house,to be fair he couldn't
I have to be careful taking pics because my kids walk in without knocking (f)
jewish kid claming to have cut off heads and being affiliated with hamas / hezbollah
[M/S] Gee, Honey. Having another kid won’t be so bad. It’ll all going to work
One more be(f)ore I take the kids to school
"You've got to be kidding me."
Quick! Be(f)ore the kids get home.
"not only do I know when Ronda will have a kid, but I'll tell her when to have
When you're an older Gender-Queer'd, tired, college student with existential dread
You've gotta be kidding...She has to k ow what she's doing.
From kid to being 23 now everything did grow up, expect my "dick" what
"Walk this way" she said. "You've got to be kidding!"
[I think hanging out with your kid would be nice] ? Sharing my tits
/I think hanging out with your kid would be nice/ I love my boobs. How about you?
[I think hanging out with your kid would be nice] ^^ Any love for a girl who goes
Eat my unshaved little pussy please ! ? «I think hanging out with your kid would
? Please make my pussy more wet (I think hanging out with your kid would be nice)
I want your hands on me ? <I think hanging out with your kid would be nice>
<I think hanging out with your kid would be nice> ? Quick flash
"Hi kids, I'm your new teacher Anita and today we will be learning about male
20 with kids, am I too young to be called a MIL[F]?
My wife is a 3rd generation nudist. Every afternoon I take the kids to the park for
[38] Exhausting day and the kids are tired of being around each other! ?
I have already 13 yrs old son....do you think i can hv more kids...or it would be
If I ever have kids, this will be my story
Uganda be kidding me!
think how cute our kids would be
24yo. Mom of 2. I can be the nanny to your kids.
This is now a meme subreddit (just kidding, there will still be lots of nudes).
38. Lost about 25 lbs since xmas. Had to hurry and take this cause kids will be home
Brantford Couple looking for a third Kids are away for the afternoon, hoping wife