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[NSFW] So my bank called me up so I can sign up for a new credit card. Their selling
The CEO brought in his kid's laptop to be cleaned.  This is what was on the screen
The CEO brought in his kid's laptop to be cleaned. This is what was on the screen
You're doing it right (was removed from r/pics for being NSFW)
So I was watching Netflix and this is what I had to stare at for 2 minutes while
My mom said that this was the only good picture of her and my dad together, so shes
Made a snowman during the storm (WI)...today the buttons and stuff had fallen off
I was watching Family Guy and got a bandwith hiccup, this is where it paused...
Combo
I was refurbishing PCs from an elementary school when I found this inside one of
This is what I thought r/spacedicks was going to be like when I heard of it..
I don't know what I was expecting when I typed "stripper cat" in Google
Remember the "How to make a penis out of a towel" video? Well this was
Today a guy came to change our air filter in my apartment. He stopped and stared
So I accidentally sent a text that was supposed to go to my friend, to a girl I'm
Noticed this while my 3 year old son was watching Looney Tunes. When you see it...
I was so in love with the girl in blue that I totally missed it
Whatever line there was, I think I crossed it
My cousin is turning 36 and realized that he's never taken a bathroom mirror pic.
I've been with my girl for a long time, she's been holding back on me but the wait
Saw something strange and I had to check it out. Was not disappointed
I let my fiancé use my iPod and when he gave it back this was the home screen...
Do you think she knew what kind of picture this was going to be when she took it?
Selfie This is my bro-inlaw, inspired by all the "Selfies" on Instagram
So i was cleaning my old computer and I found this. It made my day...
I told my wife I was going to make my 6 year old son a zombie for his thank you card
My dad is 79 and lost his vision a year ago. He got it back Thursday, and to celebrate
Wife said there was a bit of gingerbread left over and to do what I wanted with it...
He was very upset when his parents told him to put it down
My dad thought he was growing thai chili peppers, but it turned out to be "chilly
I was ready to call it a day...
Friend moved into a basement apartment. This masterpiece was on the bathroom wall.
Which way was it?
Everyone was thinking it.
I'm a math teacher in a college and this was on the computer desk when I got to class
I was asked to post this on instagram.... (When you see it) NSFW
This was left in my friends new apartment. Worst he wouldn't sell it to me.
I was 69ing and taped it. NSFW.
Who's idea was it to give Pizza Steve cheesy balls?
Found this on my whiteboard this morning. It appears my wife was a bit upset with
I was boiling beans and it made a vagina. [NSFW?]
I knew it! Pink Ranger was a WHORE
My Boyfriend works for the Rhode Island School of Design.... He told me what they're
In light of the recent shooting, it's important to remember what Muhammad's work
I was at the fertility doctor with my wife and I asked to use the restroom. It turned
My friend sent me a picture to show that his package was being shipped. Then i saw
I was turkey hunting, but it seems as if they put out a decoy as well.
My friend was at a METs game and it hadn't started yet. He caught the camera man
Not sure if it's the choice of font but at first I thought this was an exceptionally
My friend Matt wasn't having it. But he also was...
NSFW My parents have been hanging this ornament on the tree since I was a baby. I
I didn't realize what I was looking at, then it sunk in.
I was looking at super foods for my new diet...I guess it would be self sustaining...
My dad got this tattoo on his bum when he was 21 and blind drunk. He has never once
HGTV camera operator MUST have known how this was framed. And no one caught it??
My 2016 NY Resolution was to make a Penis themed painting once a month for a year.
NSFW MY 7th grade school photo. My mom sent it out to the entire family before a
When a mod explains to a redditor that his post was deleted because he didn't mark
Wanted to know what labradorite was...apparently it's quite hard.
My wife insisted I make a gingerbread cookie and I was told it can be whatever I
This cucumber was growing in my garden. The wife wanted to keep it growing